please log in to view this image For starters one of them is only 14 so maybe not "I'd ride the lot of them" lest you want everyone on GC to think you are a ***** (already got that t-shirt). Age aside the only problem I can see is with their Daddy. Could be a very Rocky Road.... please log in to view this image
One is obvious jailbait. The other two have a cordial invitation for an evening of spitting in my mooth anytime they're in the GMT bit of the Northern Hemisphere.
You need to up your game around these parts, mate. Cancer and dog noncing are fair game but puns aren't going to impress anybody.