Poach a player.

[Home_and_Away]

Is there nee **** called Eggs?
Just had four poached on two slices of toast.
Nice. Now I'm off to wash my cock.

He went off the boil marra

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Boiled marrow sounds grim.

 

[Home_and_Away]

Boiled marrow sounds grim.

It does indeed..... be arlreet with some red sauce tho

 

[QWOP]

Zlatan. We create loads of chances but our sub par strike force doesn't do much with them

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Zlatan. We create loads of chances but our sub par strike force doesn't do much with them

Don't you have the top scorer in England?

 

[Makemstine Roger]

Being realistic in our predicament:

James McCarthy – a player I really like, out of favour at Everton and since we’re ridiculously light on the ground in midfield because Catts, Kirchoff & Rowell are injured 90% of the time I reckon he’d be a good fit.

If I could choose any player in the PL:

Laurent Koscielny – we badly need a CB IMO as I don’t think Papy is up to it (though has improved more recently). Ball playing CB and chips in with a goal now and again.


Could have named plenty like Hazard, Aguero etc. etc. etc but went for something a bit different.

eer Rowell retired years ago, do you mean Rodwell

 

[QWOP]

Zlatan. We create loads of chances but our sub par strike force doesn't do much with them.

 

[QWOP]

Don't you have the top scorer in England?

He needs 12 attempts before he scores a goal. He won't even get 5 in the PL if we make it up.

 

[Deleted #]

Zlatan. We create loads of chances but our sub par strike force doesn't do much with them

Don't you have the top scorer in England?

Zlatan. We create loads of chances but our sub par strike force doesn't do much with them.

There's your answer, Tel

 

[Tel (they/them)]

There's your answer, Tel

It confused me a bit.

 

[QWOP]

There's your answer, Tel

I have no idea why it did it twice

 

[Jack TheLad]

eer Rowell retired years ago, do you mean Rodwell

Well what do you think?

*inserts sarcastic clapping image*

 

[LAMackem]

Diego Costa

You nailed it....the lad's a beast and with Defoe along side him these two would be dynamite...

 

[Deleted #]

Realistically, I'd take Shane Long. Southampton aren't all that keen on him anymore. Well at least their fans aren't.

 

[Big Bad Wesley Brown]

Realistically, I'd take Shane Long. Southampton aren't all that keen on him anymore. Well at least their fans aren't.

This. Always thought he was a very clever, hardworking player who would be a good fit for us.

If money was no object I'd take a goalscoring midfielder like De Bruyne or Alli, since none of our midfielders have even managed to get one yet...

 

[Makemstine Roger]

Well what do you think?

*inserts sarcastic clapping image*

thinks this dickhead likes to give it but cant take it back *inserts sarcastic image*

 

[hettonist]

I think Jesus Navas would be good cover while Watmore's injured

 

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This. Always thought he was a very clever, hardworking player who would be a good fit for us.

If money was no object I'd take a goalscoring midfielder like De Bruyne or Alli, since none of our midfielders have even managed to get one yet...

He's like Borini, but better, and scores goals.

Money no object? Think I'd be inclined to go with Matic. Very underrated player, imo.

 

[Deleted #]

I think Jesus Navas would be good cover while Watmore's injured

I wouldn't thank City for him. He's absolute horse ****.

 

[hettonist]

I wouldn't thank City for him. He's absolute horse ****.

Get us up the pitch when under pressure and force teams to keep a few players back. He's not amazing like but a good deputy for Watmore in his absence who can do similar. De Bruyne obviously better but couldn't see that ever happening!