The Christmas Thread

Its great Arsenal just been crowned champions!

 

I haven't had a drink for 2 days Chief.

 

I think I just had my last poop of 2017. Quite a memorable one, had to pull over urgently on the road home from Atlanta. 147 minutes left to squeeze one more out.

 

Goog for you!

I'd love to say now it's a new year I'll not drink till February but the likelihood is I'll have a glass later and an couple of beers tomorrow.

I'm **** at this dry stuff.

 

Oh I'll have a drink today. No worries there.

 

I'm out in Liverpool on a bender tomorrow, and then that's me until at least Feb.

 

Sky

 

I'm going United v Reading next week and the following week is my own birthday so that's me ****ed for a dry January.

I do 'try' to cut down though!

 

Biscan finally visiting Liverpool?

 

Liverpool mate, not Weymouth

 

You're going to try to go a full year without taking a ****? You'll be as full of it as Boris by February.

 

Hmm unfortunate typo.

I'm pretty regular. Maybe my last poop of 20:17 but in 2017 I've already had about 3!

 

When does this thread get taken down and put in the loft?

 

As dopey bollocks and you are the gift that keep giving it could run & run.

 

When it becomes unlucky to keep xmas decorations up. July iirc...

 

July is when they go up around here. I think June is the appropriate time to take them down.

 

Trees, decorations and lights down and stashed away.

 

"Ner! Yer dern't poot fookin' lights back in't box like that! Coom 'ere, yer daft 'appeth!"

 

Words really do fail you don't they!

 

44 pager here to live up to @luvgonzo, just saying.

Back from when we actually wished each other happy christmas on the day, instead of calling each other racist ****s and that.