Off Topic Poetry for Cromer!

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canary-dave

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Jan 24, 2011
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Especially for you Cromer as yoiu are such a lover of good verse!

There once was a young man called Reg,
Who had a large meat and two veg.
He gave some to Phil
Who had such a thrill
That it tipped him right over the edge!

A bit racy maybe but scans beautifully! ;)
 

Where´s your sense of humour KIO ?

Fun with a bit of twee verse
I could think of a lot that is worse,
For example our City
Who right now we pity
They´re in need of both Doctor and Nurse

At least it´s productive to laugh
And better in all ways by half,
Than slagging off those
Who slightly oppose
The accepted view of this board´s staff.