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Great isn't it

 

Wow! Your obsession with my wealth is truly astonishing!


You're obviously having fun with this, and I'm bored, so let's play!

In other words, you have nothing to say to direct questions.

Of course, not. You know jack-**** about me or my business.

Mrs HIAG will love you for calling her a super-model!

Don't get me wrong, she's a stunner for her age, but her best years are behind her.

As regards her old Peugeot 307, you seem to be really hung up on this. What the **** has it got to do with anything? I have a client who drives around in a clapped-out Shogun that has rust-spots all over it, and he owns scrapyards and is worth several million quid. I have a multi-millionaire mate who didn't bother renewing his licence when he was banned from driving over ten years ago, and he gets cabs everywhere.

You know nothing about Mrs HIAG, but if you did, you'd understand fully why it is that she isn't up her own arse, and she couldn't give a toss what car she drives. If you knew the role she took in a very prominent children's charity, you'd understand why it is that she goes out of her way to avoid being seen to be flashy.

Not that any of that is any of your business.

Sure thing. Carry on making a complete tit of yourself, Einstein.

It was new to her.

Most people when they get a different car refer to it as their "new" car.

By the way, it has less than 40k miles on the clock, so is still quite new, in any event.

See reply, above.

I didn't buy it.

I don't buy new cars. Why that should be important to you is a complete mystery to me. You are clearly disturbed.

What the hell are you on about? You are clearly confusing a number of different things and getting yourself into a right old state!

I have my own personal collection of cars (well, three, now), and I have a company vehicle. I change my company vehicle every two years, generally, and have done for several years.

You really have no idea what you are talking about, do you!


Just because you are unaware of how some things work, or how some businesses set themselves up does not mean that it doesn't happen in the real World!

I think it's time you got yourself a life away from this forum, Tobes. You are coming across as a dangerous obsessive, worse even than either of Bambi or Pixie.

Can we just make something very clear, here?

Not everything I write on this forum is meant to be taken as gospel truth, and not every snippet I release is either about me or what I do. The fact that you have stored "facts" about me is both hilarious and disturbing. You can be assured that I will seek to take full wum advantage of that fact in future posts.

 

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Good to know he dislikes long posts

 

Ffs this is tedious.

Can't people just let him lie as much as he wants. He may have a disorder of some sort like math. Who cares.

 

Working hard mate, plus that Xbox has me hooked on skyrim, plus I've got lots of Xmas drugs I've been taking

 

I know. Tobes has gone nuclear.

But what can you do?

 

A man of few words Sweats ... but I think you've probably nailed it

 

What exactly are Xmas drugs, Sucky? I mean as opposed to the ones you normally ingest?..

 

I get all that...Nice one fam, so long as you all good. Nice to hear from you puffy *****.

 

He inhales the xmas ones.

 

^^^^ gay

 

Giving a brudda some love you nasty **** Trebs. I know its only Sucky but still.

 

I've missed Sucky tbh (that sounds worse than I intended - actually my Mrs often obliges ) but he brings a sense of rational insanity this place is sometimes lacking

 

Christ, there's no way you're older than 17. Nobody that has matured into adulthood gives a **** about what people think of them on the internet.

Mind you, you call yourself a wum master so we knew that already.

 

Candycocaine
Dizzleballs
Hash loaf
Basecrack'ers
To name a few
Santa has space cookies and dissarano in his milk

 

WTF are Dizzleballs?....

 

My fav game ever. I've spent over 300 hours on it. #sad

 

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