Ok I'll help you out here Homey, Christmas thread so 'bah humbug'. Only private collection I have is stupid spuds.
What is the strangest Christmas thing you do or item/tradition or anything odd? At this moment I have Christmas scented bog roll and Christmas washing up liquid. No jokes I really have them.
Just want to wish you all a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. (Even Chief) . Seriously though, have a good one everyone.
Every year we lie to our children about a fat old man in a red suit climbing down our chimney to deliver presents so that we don't have to take the credit for the gifts they receive.
It's daft is what it is. I spend a damned fortune on these gifts, and now I am going to give the credit to some imaginary ****ing fat dude? Noooope. My Daughter knows exactly where her **** comes from.
Stan is actually very Christmasy. I go all out to deceive the children. Sadly Stan Jr is a non believer as of this Christmas.
Those dried peas are the strangest thing if I'm honest. All the other traditions we do are rather nice. Best one is Christmas eve; beach walk and coffee, then out for a pub dinner then back to the house to get set for Santa with a couple of drinks. Love that day.
Silly really... 'Cos If you actually caught some fat **** in a dodgy looking red suit in your kid's bedroom one night, you'd rip his bollocks off!....
