The Christmas Thread

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What is the strangest Christmas thing you do or item/tradition or anything odd? At this moment I have Christmas scented bog roll and Christmas washing up liquid. No jokes I really have them.
 
luvgonzo said:
What is the strangest Christmas thing you do or item/tradition or anything odd? At this moment I have Christmas scented bog roll and Christmas washing up liquid. No jokes I really have them.
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Every year we lie to our children about a fat old man in a red suit climbing down our chimney to deliver presents so that we don't have to take the credit for the gifts they receive.
 
Stan said:
Every year we lie to our children about a fat old man in a red suit climbing down our chimney to deliver presents so that we don't have to take the credit for the gifts they receive.
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It's called Christmas spirit and the wonder of Christmas Stan. <laugh>
 
Blueman said:
It's called Christmas spirit and the wonder of Christmas Stan. <laugh>
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It's daft is what it is.
I spend a damned fortune on these gifts, and now I am going to give the credit to some imaginary ****ing fat dude?
Noooope.
My Daughter knows exactly where her **** comes from.
 
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luvgonzo said:
What is the strangest Christmas thing you do or item/tradition or anything odd? At this moment I have Christmas scented bog roll and Christmas washing up liquid. No jokes I really have them.
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Those dried peas are the strangest thing if I'm honest.
All the other traditions we do are rather nice.
Best one is Christmas eve; beach walk and coffee, then out for a pub dinner then back to the house to get set for Santa with a couple of drinks.

Love that day.
 
Stan said:
Every year we lie to our children about a fat old man in a red suit climbing down our chimney to deliver presents so that we don't have to take the credit for the gifts they receive.
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Silly really...

'Cos If you actually caught some fat **** in a dodgy looking red suit in your kid's bedroom one night, you'd rip his bollocks off!....
 
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