What are you doing?

You put waaaaaay too much thought in to this man

 

He's speaking from experience clearly.

 

Only the flights; the hotels are very cheap tbf

 

Off for a beach walk, got some serious cobwebs to blow away.

Might even fart and say better out than in or some other northern cliches I've never ****ing done.
Like walk the whippet wearing a flat cap.

 

Nice rant #bottler, you seem to know so much about Thailand, you certainly know more than me. What are your experiences with lady boys? You're clearly no stranger to anal sex so I have to ask, did you enjoy it?
Commie works within the building trade here making 35/50 million baht houses for the super rich.

For my part I'm just a farmer far far away from the glitz and places you would frequent. Just imagine the next time your serving a Macs chicken burger it probably came from one of my chicken farms.

Thanks for your continued support and maintaining my lifestyle.

 

No worries ... I enjoyed your autobiography ... better written than most of your posts (couple of unnecessary commas perhaps). Obviously I took the geographical references with a pinch of salt - but the detail in the first paragraph amply demonstrates the authenticity of the author's credibility on the subject matter.

 

Clueless in Basingstoke.

 

Bet you have said that regarding farting. I know I have.

You are also partial to a flat cap.

 

Tomorrow, I am off to the family's coastal retreat. The wife and nippers are going ahead, today, so everything should be cosy for me, when I arrive tomorrow evening.

Tomorrow night, I am going to do the booze run, and Saturday, we'll be collecting the meat from the local butcher. It's goose for a second year running.

 

..HIAG will be positively seething at that film analogy ... once somebody explains to him that an analogy is not a rectal bypass procedure, of course . ...

 

We have goose every year, much better than turkey.

 

Meh.

Did you not read my previous post, Bambi?

It is rather difficult to seethe when one is lounging back in one's favourite Chesterfield, glass of vintage Oban in one hand and a tightly-packed Cuban half corona in the other, gazing out over the craggy cliff-tops of the Jurassic Coast; but you keep on pulling at your tiny pecker with that thought firmly implanted in your fevered mind, if it helps to bring you some festive cheer, my little wide-eyed, innocent doe.

 

Agreed.

The wife's goose curry, on Boxing Day, is a special treat.

 

I've never had it for Christmas. I ate goose while in Budapest and it was ok.

I quite like turkey, just has a tendency of going quite dry. Couple of years ago I did Gordon Ramsey's Christmas turkey recipe which was very good and kept the bird moist. Everyone loves a moist bird.

 

Yep love the leftover curry tradition. We have it on the 27th though as we do a ham on Boxing Day.

 

We're having turkey on New Years Day so I need a recipe, I'll look up the Ramsey one.

Goose is quite easy to get now, used to be a potch as the supermarkets didn't do them.

 

Skiddy certainly does.

Provided she has a cock, of course.

 

It's best to get it from a good butcher, I think. Ours is costing £45, to feed up to 7.

 

Make sure she puts an extra gas bottle in the back of her Rover 25 mate, as it'll be ****ing freezing in that static of yours

 

... you sure it's the Jurassic coast? ... should we get @brb to confirm that it's not in fact the Cretintaceous?

Noticed the family aren't risking you driving again, Maureen