What are you doing?

Need a joint badly, Xmas shopping and ****ing around all day, so only had a couple of small skins.

Back soon, probably chatting ****.

 

Nice one ...I'm rolling one too...tried to keep Bastard Billy awake but he's quit.

 

What a thick **** that sackless racist ****e is, him and his equally thick ex forces mate - Roger the bell end Para. What a pair of shell shocked morons

They should be an advert for kids who can't be arsed studying at school, pair of ****wits

 

...wiggle it around next time, so you can both feel it ...

 

Brutal, but very true!

 

Anyone watch Panorama: John Simpson - 50 Years on the Frontline?

Only half hour, but watched it on iPlayer, worth a watch.

He's had a crazy life, love that ****.

 

He's done some crazy **** I'll give him that. You would have missed the Afghan/Russian war mate, that place full of poppy fields.

 

Lol I'm playing with his little ego....its killing him, he can't have the last word.


#timepass

 

Just got back from watching rogue one.

It's very good.

When the first one came out I used to think the empire was like Germany in WWII. In this latest one it feels like the empire is america.

 

Stoned

 

I listened to an interview with him on radio 5 earlier. Proper ****ing G that man, willing to put himself in the most dangerous position in the most dangerous places to get the story for everybody else.

He was asked if he feels despair at the world given the **** he's seen and he replied 'No, for every act of human atrocity, I've seen more acts of true bravery and absolute courage which tell me the human spirit is hardwired to overcome adversity'

I might be paraphrasing that comment, but it was words to that effect.

 

He's a legend of journalism for real

 

Been having a bit of a blast on here ... work's rather quiet ... just set Melty McMeltface off on the highway towards another hissy, so off for some festive lunchtime nibbles now ... might check in later this afternoon to see if I've become the subject of another ban request

 

@Spurlock

I love SecureTeam10

"Hey! What is up, guys?"

 

Some great stuff on it lately.

That Turkish UFO is the best one yet..2009

 

Yeah, I did like that one. Something definitely going on, there.

 

"Man U" was offensive because of Munich as it was part of a chant. However, it's rarely considered offensive now because you can tell if someone (older generation) is using it in that way. Mostly ppl nowadays say Man U to simply refer to to the club so it would be stupid imo to be offended by that. Even Skysports on the TV bring up the scores Man U e.g. Man U 6 - 0 Livpl so things have moved on.

 

Took some of the residents out for a Christmas lunch today on a restaurant overlooking a duck pond. Three of the lads were asylum seekers, one went out to get some fresh air. I looked out the window and he's on his knee's drinking out his cupped hands next to a load of ducks, ****ing pond water

Bless him, poor ****er thought it was clean. Guessing for him it is.

Took him home and taught him to spell his name, nice lad, massively ****ed up due to the crushing of Aleppo.

Love my job.

 

Respect Sky.


@commachio1 will be seething.

 

Commy is always seething. Probably out pesting he/shes as we talk, he'll go home empty handed and start abusing us.