The Christmas Thread

Left yourself open with this one Stanley.

 

Bang bang

 

Mine ties neatly into the Studio 95 reference from earlier as it goes.

After a mighty all day bender me and a mate decided to pop a young junior colleagues cherry by taking him to said place and pay some bird to sort him out.

After viewing the array of eastern european beauties I decided to choose for myself the slightly porky tattooed british bird and then ask if I could eat her out.

She wouldn't let me.

Oh, the happy memories.

 

That's a lovely Christmas tale.

 

Ties in well with the nativity story.

In a vague roundabout way, kind of.

 

...less so tail ...by the sound of it

 

Did the Virgin Fairy manage to keep it up longer than Sweats and finish the job?

 

I think so. He didn't speak much about it afterwards, he was probably in there having a brew.

I know I did anyway.

With a royal blue noddie on if I recall correctly. Funny what sticks in the mind, eh?

 

Going to get the Christmas booze in today. Will probably drink most of it with Mrs Stan's dad before Santa's been.

 

Been accumulating ours, got **** loads of red wine from our France trip, bought Port, Gin and the Merlyn this week on the Nectar points, have been given three bottles of Malt from subbies, two Talisker and one Glenlivet, and will buy the beer and ale today.

Merry Christmas!

 

Got most of the booze sorted, 7 Year Havana Club and a good bottle of Gin, various wines, Brooklyn Lager and Brew Dog IPA are the main beers.

Sorted out some Christmas specials for the festive period, so far I have...

The Royal Family - The Golden Egg Cup
Father Ted
Outnumbered - Both specials with a 3rd new one to be aired this Christmas.
Blackadder - Scrooge thing they did.
The League of Gentlemen

 

There's a new Christmas Outnumbered?

 

What's you Gin of choice, mine is Tanqueray?

 

Yes, can't find when though but it's deffo a new one.

I was drinking that last weekend, very nice.

I have a bottle of this stuff, you can get it in Lidl for £15.99 which is a bargin as it's very nice.

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Beer and wine in the house of Stan. Mrs Stan doesn't really drink, she has the occasional glass of wine (ironic given she has to live with me, by rights she should need a constant supply of alcohol just to get through the day), Mother-in-law Stan doesn't really drink either for medical reasons, Father-in-law Stan is convinced that the world will run out of Chardonnay so makes sure he gets as much into him as quickly as possible, I drink beer, wine and occasionally cider. I like whiskey but try to avoid it as it gives me a shocking hangover. Partial to a gin and tonic but not at home.

I discovered a cheap Cloudy Bay substitute recently. I'll get a bottle of that for Mrs Stan to sip though.

And I'll get a bottle of Cloudy Bay for me

 

@£21 for a cloudy bay Lidl & Aldi do one for £5:89 which is identical and very drinkable.

 

What is Cloudy Bay?

 

Sauvignon blanc from Aussie Marlborough estate.