New chant for Ehab

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6.3Mr.CityManHatrecurring said:
The staunch anti Allamist rebels already look that way. All sense of perspective is gone regarding the Allams. It's ironic they don't realise they are just as bad as each other.
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I'm all for sticking it to the Allams, but chants about penis length are just juvenile. Funny that it's been leaked out, but chanting it is a bit weird and frankly gives out the wrong message to the rest of the country.

"How the **** do you know that?" would be the instant response from the away fans.
 
Sterling Archer said:
I'm all for sticking it to the Allams, but chants about penis length are just juvenile. Funny that it's been leaked out, but chanting it is a bit weird and frankly gives out the wrong message to the rest of the country.

"How the **** do you know that?" would be the instant response from the away fans.
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Bore off.
 
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"It's actually rather nice and big, if you must know" and "Unless everyone's prepared to get their cocks out and prove theirs is bigger then he should be allowed to call us what he wants" etc etc.[/QUOTE]
Each to thier own and that...
 
Kempton said:
"It's actually rather nice and big, if you must know" and "Unless everyone's prepared to get their cocks out and prove theirs is bigger then he should be allowed to call us what he wants" etc etc.
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Each to thier own and that...[/QUOTE]

Er. Que?
 
"Edward's Edward's where's ermmm, ( old habits etc.) Ehab Ehab where's your wife"

With apologies to the easily offended delicate flowers.


The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.
 
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The following conversation is probably fictional and probably does not involve any real people either living or dead..........

Ehaw: Hey Mrs Ehaw fancy a bit of horizontal Gymnastics, where you can be seduced and turned on by a real man?

Mrs Ehaw: Mmm yes please, Do you mean in our seductive bedroom or elsewhere my little winky?

Ehaw: I thought of using our love nest bedroom my seductress?

Mrs Ehaw: Oh right.. so are you going out then?

Ehaw: No i meant you and me my temptress?

Mrs Ehaw: With You? But how are you going to please me with that little thing?

Ehaw: Its not how big it is my lover its how you use it....

Mrs Ehaw: But you are **** at using it as well you pathetic excuse for a man. I get more satisfaction from my Rabbit.

Ehaw: Why do you always want to go and play with our pets when i suggest a hot night of passion? I wouldn't mind we don't even have a pet rabbit so how do you possibly get more satisfaction if we only have a pet Guinea Pig? Oh and the Polo Pony i bought you when you said you wanted to get a rabbit for when i went down the club.

Mrs Ehaw: Have you ever thought of getting that Phallic symbol removed from your forehead and transplanted into your trousers then maybe i wouldn't need a battery powered bit of plastic......

Ehaw: Right thats it Im selling you to the Chinese consortium......
 
Rumour is Ehab hooks his nads up to an Allam Marine generator in order to pump himself up to perform. Sorry Sterling but Big Vern confirmed this.
 
I'm not going to be doing a chant about another mans cock.
It's the sort of chant I'd expect a DQPR supporter to do.
 
mplooney said:
We've all been looking for something that would really get under his skin and his soon to be ex has given it to us on a plate - rough quote from her was "all that money but such a tiny cock!

So to start things off, to the tune of We've only got 10 men

"Ehab, has got a tiny cock, he's got a tiny cock, he's hardly got a cock" accompanied by the waving of little fingers.

Over to you...............
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How very very very sad
 
Party Hull! said:
In all seriousness, this is a gift from heaven and, I suspect, something that would irk Ehab more than any criticism about the way the club is run, or protests.

Gotta hit 'em where it hurts and he is a vain one.

C'mon Tiny Dick, sell up.
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agree as i posted on the swansea boycott thread this would piss ehab off far more than any of the protest that are likely to happen....
 
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