1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

New chant for Ehab

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by mplooney, Dec 18, 2016.

Page 1 of 2
  1. mplooney

    mplooney Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    May 27, 2011
    Messages:
    494
    Likes Received:
    407
    We've all been looking for something that would really get under his skin and his soon to be ex has given it to us on a plate - rough quote from her was "all that money but such a tiny cock!

    So to start things off, to the tune of We've only got 10 men

    "Ehab, has got a tiny cock, he's got a tiny cock, he's hardly got a cock" accompanied by the waving of little fingers.

    Over to you...............
     
    #1
    mplooney, Dec 18, 2016
  2. Party Hull!

    Party Hull! Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    May 11, 2011
    Messages:
    6,009
    Likes Received:
    1,653
    You'll have to be prepared for pro-Allam/anti-CTWD counter arguments to this though.

    "It's actually rather nice and big, if you must know" and "Unless everyone's prepared to get their cocks out and prove theirs is bigger then he should be allowed to call us what he wants" etc etc.
     
    #2
    Party Hull!, Dec 18, 2016
    Stockholm Tiger, Barchullona, renegadetiger and 3 others like this.
  3. Leon T Trout AFC

    Leon T Trout AFC Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 7, 2013
    Messages:
    7,033
    Likes Received:
    4,604
    "If it wasn't for Ehab getting his bellend out in 2010 (when no one else would) then we'd probably all just be pissing out of a minute hole now"
     
    #3
    Leon T Trout AFC, Dec 18, 2016
    renegadetiger and PLT like this.
  4. Leon T Trout AFC

    Leon T Trout AFC Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 7, 2013
    Messages:
    7,033
    Likes Received:
    4,604
    "The shorter the dong, the stronger the brand." Assem Allam 2014
     
    #4
    Leon T Trout AFC, Dec 18, 2016
    Idi Amin, renegadetiger, dennisboothstash and 5 others like this.
  5. City Man

    City Man Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2016
    Messages:
    12,692
    Likes Received:
    8,886
    'If I were the owner of Manchester City , I would change the name to Manchester Throbber - you need power.
    In time I would suggest names for all the clubs called City, but I do not have the time.'
    - the Great Man himself.
     
    #5
    City Man, Dec 18, 2016
  6. BlackAndAmberGambler

    BlackAndAmberGambler Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    9,297
    Likes Received:
    9,480
    To the tune of "London Bridge is falling down"

    Massive prick but tiny dick,
    Tiny dick,tiny dick.
    Massive prick but tiny dick,
    Ehab Allam.

    Repeat for at least an hour each game.:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
    #6
    BlackAndAmberGambler, Dec 18, 2016
    Idi Amin, Lincoln Tiger, PLT and 2 others like this.

  7. BlackAndAmberGambler

    BlackAndAmberGambler Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    9,297
    Likes Received:
    9,480
    Or,

    Hung like a hamster.
    Our Ehab's hung like a hamster.
    Hung like a hamster.
    Our Ehab's hung like a hamster.

    Tune of Quantenamera/Mauled by the Tigers.
     
    #7
    BlackAndAmberGambler, Dec 18, 2016
  8. BrAdY

    BrAdY Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Feb 26, 2011
    Messages:
    18,956
    Likes Received:
    2,582
    What is all this about ehabs dick about
     
    #8
    BrAdY, Dec 18, 2016
  9. BlackAndAmberGambler

    BlackAndAmberGambler Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    9,297
    Likes Received:
    9,480
    His soon to be ex-missus has revealed on Facebook that he has a rather small willy apparently.
     
    #9
    BlackAndAmberGambler, Dec 18, 2016
    SW3 Chelsea Tiger likes this.
  10. BrAdY

    BrAdY Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Feb 26, 2011
    Messages:
    18,956
    Likes Received:
    2,582
    Well that's bad news for us

    He will want to regain his manliness and probably sell our players for a pittance to show how much of a boss he is
     
    #10
    BrAdY, Dec 18, 2016
    PLT likes this.
  11. BlackAndAmberGambler

    BlackAndAmberGambler Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    9,297
    Likes Received:
    9,480
    He did originally have a huge penis but shortened it to appeal to the Asian market.
     
    #11
    BlackAndAmberGambler, Dec 18, 2016
    City, Stockholm Tiger, Barchullona and 24 others like this.
  12. SW3 Chelsea Tiger

    SW3 Chelsea Tiger Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 27, 2011
    Messages:
    11,262
    Likes Received:
    17,535
    Haha. Brilliant
     
    #12
    SW3 Chelsea Tiger, Dec 18, 2016
    mplooney likes this.
  13. SW3 Chelsea Tiger

    SW3 Chelsea Tiger Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 27, 2011
    Messages:
    11,262
    Likes Received:
    17,535
    He's only got 2 inches,
    He's only got 2 incheees,
    He's only got 2 inches
    Our owner has only got 2 inches....
     
    #13
    SW3 Chelsea Tiger, Dec 18, 2016
  14. MrsHallsSausageRolls

    MrsHallsSausageRolls Member

    Joined:
    Jan 29, 2011
    Messages:
    55
    Likes Received:
    47
     
    #14
    MrsHallsSausageRolls, Dec 18, 2016
  15. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2011
    Messages:
    9,449
    Likes Received:
    565
    Ehab how's the wife?
    Ehab, Ehab how's the wife?

    Wasn't that the rumour on Twitter the other day?
     
    #15
    Hank Scorpio, Dec 18, 2016
  16. Steven Toast

    Steven Toast Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2011
    Messages:
    24,796
    Likes Received:
    19,714
    Sorry to piss on people's chips, but I think things like this don't paint us fans in a very good light. Chants about the size of the owner's penis are a bit, well, **** if I'm being honest. Not **** as in hurtful, **** as in, ****. Makes us look small time and petty (rather like the Allams).
     
    #16
    Steven Toast, Dec 18, 2016
    mcr_tiger, ImperialTiger and Charon like this.
  17. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2011
    Messages:
    24,472
    Likes Received:
    19,023
    His dick is so small

    His dick is so small

    He drives a Lamborghini

    His dick is so small
     
    #17
    Kempton, Dec 18, 2016
  18. Amin Yapusi

    Amin Yapusi Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2011
    Messages:
    38,426
    Likes Received:
    19,781
    First thing I thought of when I read the thread <laugh>

    Surprised it took so long.
     
    #18
    Amin Yapusi, Dec 18, 2016
  19. Amin Yapusi

    Amin Yapusi Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2011
    Messages:
    38,426
    Likes Received:
    19,781
    The staunch anti Allamist rebels already look that way. All sense of perspective is gone regarding the Allams. It's ironic they don't realise they are just as bad as each other.
     
    #19
    Amin Yapusi, Dec 18, 2016
    hcafc90 likes this.
  20. mplooney

    mplooney Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    May 27, 2011
    Messages:
    494
    Likes Received:
    407
    Its like a cock only smaller
    Cock only smaller
    its like a cock only smaller

    to you only sing when you're winning
     
    #20
    mplooney, Dec 18, 2016
Page 1 of 2

Share This Page