I love Christmas but feel like I've lived it all at work already! Christmas Fayre; making Christmas tat; Santa's ****ing Grotto where at least 3 kids will get missed and parents will claim it's the end of the world; the Year 1 and 2 Xmas nativity which gets "updated" each year and now has ALIENS in it which nobody can see the irony in! And finally, the children's Xmas party at the end before we break up... which is usually a complete waste of time as it involves a DVD and LOTS of sugary ****e.
The only thing that provides some silver lining is the ridiculous amount of chocolate I'll be receiving. Like the tips an american waitress receives, my whole family can quite comfortably survive on that supply without having to buy any over the whole festive period! Now if only I can figure out a way of receiving xmas cards from 311 kids without them writing anything in them.
The only thing that provides some silver lining is the ridiculous amount of chocolate I'll be receiving. Like the tips an american waitress receives, my whole family can quite comfortably survive on that supply without having to buy any over the whole festive period! Now if only I can figure out a way of receiving xmas cards from 311 kids without them writing anything in them.

