your most bizare celebrity sighting?

mine Ronnie wood walked past me in old street
jim Davidson at the valley
boris walked past me Greenwich
Cheryl baker aka bucks fizz fame
tony stockwell pshchic
prince Charles and Camilla
eric Clapton nelson mandella concert had 4 rows of chairs reserved next to him
chris evans my son George called him ginger nuts wasn't to happy
jaws actor
Dickenson from bargain hunt
ian wright his wife sister asked me out at time
vennesa feltz who also asked me out lucky escape lol
rod lucas dj
ceaser the geezer
Saville twice
saw rolf harris at bus stop near where I used work on way to trial wife looked pissed off
chas from chas and dave on a bus from plumstead
tony cottee
jonnie Jackson
jonjo shelve
ron Atkinson
ian Holloway
john barnes twice

 

Who's your dealer jonno?

 

I'm clean lol

 

Glen Michael at my local community centre

 

Noel Edmonds at Wimbledon stock car races.

 

gareth from how2

 

Saw Johnny Rotten in Highbury
Played football with Tony Hadley,Jerome Flynn and Daley Thompson

 

I was on Hampstead heath a few years ago taking an evening stroll and I saw a car flashing it's lights.
I walked over to it and who was sitting in the drivers seat ?
None other than Kevin Spacey,he winked at me and when I looked down he was grasping his manhood .
Turns out he was doing a show in the West End at the time .

 

^^^ That old chestnut 'taking a stroll on Hampstead Heath'

 

I fingered the cheerleaders from Funhouse's room mate from college.

 

Pat sharp ?

 

I saw all the Watford team playing at Vicarage road the other day.

 

Teetotal Tommy Sheridan staggering out the Iron Horse

 

Elton John when he pulled up in the limo and offered me a spin because it was pissing rain that evening. Quite the host champagne and orange juice in the back of the limo driving through the mean streets of cork

 

At my cousins wedding reception in some hotel in Portsmouth, in walks Eric Morecombe and Ernie Wise. They stood at the bar next to my uncle Bernard, who turned to Eric and said "I've always wanted to do this", before giving him the trademark pat on the cheeks with both hands. To which Mr Morecombe replied "**** off", which, had my uncle Bern not been father of the bride, would probably have earned the unfunny **** a right hander.

 

That wasn't very wise !

Do you know his really name is John Eric Blackpool !