Nee internet. What wtf would we do. World meltdown. Back to games from chink land, sooty and sweep and all kinds of malarky. Internetless world. Could ya cope?
I would have print all over my hands Cause I would have to read newspapers Never read a newspaper for years
I'd love a world with no internet, but the truth is, without it now the world would collapse. So many basic human functions have been lost, or are beginning to go extinct. How would you pull a bird when you were 20? Go up to her in a bar, and talk to her... a drink or two, ask her on a date, or just take her back and pork it there and then. Now... spend 2 hours taking a selfie to upload, put it through an app to make yourself look better, hide all of your worst features. "Hi how are you?"... "I'm fine how are you"... several weeks later... "Would you like to go for a drink"... "yeah ok then, but I have something to tell you, that pic is me in Magaluf in 2007, I'm a ****ing fat pig now". Or swipe, swipe, swipe... she's alright I'd pork her. Ey dad how did you meet my mum? Oh son, I just swiped left then 15 mins later I had two thirds of my cock in her fart pipe.
I could live without the internet no problem. It would mean parcels not being delivered every ****ing day! Let's get back to making the effort to buying something by making the ****ing effort to get out of bed and go down to the shops!
I know I use my phone too much because sometimes when I see a photo in a magazine or whatever and I want a closer look I have to resist the urge to touch the picture with my thumb and forefinger and widen them to zoom in. I wouldn't want to live without the internet now I've got a taste for it but I wouldn't be surprised if people were happier, more sociable and more productive without it.
I thought you were one of the more sensible type on here the last few months Nacho. But taking pictures of pictures in magazines?
I'll second what Commo and Liebheer said!! Funny as **** - and I just started laughing out lout at work at it!! (quiet Friday afternoon!)
My bruv doesnt do supermarkets. Goes to butchers, greengrocers etc. He's never ever been to the metro centre. prefers to try n keep smaller local shops going. Even has a rant at shops that utilise self service tills cos its putting people out of work.
An exercise in futility Gil. Progress will happen, for better or worse, whether we like it or not mate.
I think people would be a lot happier without the internet, or at least social media, but it's too ingrained in society now. Plus it does give us a forum to vent about our sh*te football team without offending any little'uns.
