Worst signing of the season

it's quite sedimentary, when you think about it

 

How comes you've put Sissoko in there but not Batshuayi out of interest?

For me it's John Stones if we are looking at fees paid, the lad is an absolute shambles of a footballer at that price.

 

These geological jokes are sinking like a stone.

 

Nope. That one's already been covered, Pix.

Try again, mate.

 

The poor lad has tried to weather the storm but his confidence has been completely eroded.

 

Stones and Granit could be a good foundation around which to build a team.

 

coprolite, the pair of them!

 

What's that got to do with it, Paul Pogba is one of the best midfielders in the world.

 

Slam dunk! #matthburn

 

I know you're dense, but the bedrock of your argument is as soft as sand.

 

He's really not.

Certainly not at present.

Ronaldo was one of the best players in the world when he left you. Pogba isn't.

 

Nope, mate. The bedrock pun has already been used, and the "soft as sand" pun is far too weak.

I tell you what. Have a read of the thread and see what puns have already been used. Yeah?

 

I'm not trying to cause a rift, but it's not my fault that you are as thick as two bricks.

 

Paul Pogba was a youngster when he left us, I still maintain that he's one of the best midfielders in the world.

 

Okay, I'll give you rift and fault (even though they are beginning to stray quite a way from the central theme), but bricks is too close to the "bricking" that has already been used.

 

Of course you do Matth, he plays for United.

 

No It's not, I don't get the criticism he gets at times, He's a world-class player, I'm just glad he's with us and not at any club.

 

I think Serie A suited the way he plays but has once again been found out in the EPL.

 

I disagree, I feel he's been unlucky with his shots hitting the bar etc.

 

Granit's career could end up going over the cliff, mate, and he could be facing a mountainous climb to get it back on track.