Wild horses

I hate it when horses are just chained up somewhere like that, not funny to me. They should be kept by people who can look after them properly.

 

The RSPCA has kidnapped our manager?

 

Ooooops!!! too quick Qatar...!!

 

Just jesting with ya

 

It's worse when it's the kids. I was hovering over the delete button when the pikelet thread was running.

 

But you were ok with crumpet you sexist pig

 

I'm not so much okay with crumpet, as grateful.

 

Marmite and grated cheese?

/drool

 

I just thought it was short for turnpike, as in, people who are always on the road.

 

Naaa just loads of real butter, Wait for it to melt all the way through, minimum four at a time.

 

Not a clue tbh, just felt easier to apologise as I'd clearly caused offence even though none was intended.

Christ, how bigs your gob?

Although we have the large ones at the weekend. Couldn't manage 4 of them at once either.

 

The serving is four not all at once, but that sounds like a great challenge just might have to try it.

 

Ahhh ok, makes more sense. The bigguns are like 2 anyhow.

But yeah then, 4 of the little uns and 2 of the bigguns.

 

Ah , that Ol' Chestnut

 

I'd chain the owners to a metal stake in the ground and let them stand in the cold all day long and see how they like it...
The horses can stay in their houses, They're probably **** holes any way.

 

..and the barman added 'anyway, why the long face?'

Seriously though it is a disgusting example of animal cruelty.

 

I think the current politically correct term is travellipos.

 

Good series that Peaky Blinkers.

 

This blocked for Aus viewing so listened to Sue Boyle rendition instead!