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  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    On the face of it she's a Naw seeing as how she is what in medical terms is referred to as a Fat Mess but beneath all that lard lies an intriguing surprise for those of an adventurous disposition.....
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Hermaphrodite?
     
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  3. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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    I am adventurous but how severe does my it need to be for this beau?
     
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  4. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    What if you found out that she had two minges?
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    So she's a lesbian hermaphrodite?
     
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  6. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    She's got two stomachs as well so ruminating it's still a naw.
     
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    Lipsticked lips, tropical regions may prove a problem however a good 'blow' from a trier not to be turned down; WID!
     
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    They all do: a front bottom and a back bottom.
     
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  9. pompeymeowth

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    Someone asked her how she felt about having two vaginas and she replied "I could give two ****s!"
     
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  10. Patience

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    Wid.

    Imagine the strength of the stench when you take her duvet-knickers off. The sickly sweet aroma of not one fanny, but TWO fannys, sweating in unison on a hot summers day, her two big growlers gnawing at her scuddy pants.

    She'd be a perfect recipient for the infamous double fisting sex move, The Hadouken.

    Barrie, back me up here.
     
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    This must be from a very old Metro can't find the story.
     
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    Two fannies?

    Significantly less than General chat
     
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  14. Ron

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    I've suddenly realised that I am not the adventurous type
     
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  15. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    <laugh>
     
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  16. GroveRanger

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    <laugh>
    It's there, trust me!! (You need to check out the Lifestyle section for the really awful stuff)

    She had two sets of everything inside but sadly the headline of having two vaginas wasn't backed up with her lying down legs akimbo showing of two poons.

    Only got the one hole, all the doubled up stuff was internal and as a result she had two periods and bled like a stuck pig all the time. Has since been scooped out so her nether regions are all normal now. Still a Naw, she's crossed the line from pleasantly plump to Orca.
     
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  17. Toby

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    Yet you'd rather shag her than Rihanna because she's white.

    <doh>
     
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  18. GroveRanger

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    I'd say Naw to both. I am not attracted to morbidly obese women and ladies of colour don't do it for me either. Do you fancy every single female in the world? There are bound to be ones you prefer or are not attracted to but you still can't get over the fact that black women do nothing for me.

    Women fall into three categories -

    Wid - as soon as you take one look at them you know that given half a chance you'd be balls deep
    Naw - even if they were the last poon on the planet you'd still rather f*ck a sock
    Mibbe - at first glance you may not but on closer look she's got a great set of tay-tays hidden under the baggy jumper and you'd forgive the big hooter to give it a go

    All of this is completely academic as the chances of ever banging a solid Wid are as remote as you winning a hot dog eating contest.
     
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    Now you've gone and spoiled it
     
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