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  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    GroveRanger, Mar 30, 2017
  2. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Nup.

    Ask me again when I'm drunk.

    About half an hour should do it.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Mar 30, 2017
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  3. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    What's the catch?
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Mar 30, 2017
  4. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    She's ugly?
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Mar 30, 2017
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  5. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Smelly fanny alert

    (not the OP but Aldo is logged in)
     
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    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur, Mar 30, 2017
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  6. bayernkenny

    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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    Hairstyle and texture a wee bit ropy however she has a delightful and alluring smile. A light touch with some 'slap' and, as usual, it's a 'WID' from the Bavarian jury.

    Have decided to become more positive and empathetic since these inbred f**kers in the English shires and minor northern cities voted to remove me from the EU.
     
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  7. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    That never stopped anyone,you don't look at the mantle piece when poking the fire.:bandit:
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Mar 30, 2017
  8. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Went to buy Johnnies the other day.

    Woman at the till said: would you like a bag?
    I said: ffs she's no that ugly!

    :emoticon-0139-bow:
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Mar 30, 2017
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  9. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Apparently she's a Masturbation Guru.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/women-work-female-orgasms-omgyes_uk_58c01037e4b0d1078ca2a77b

    The others in the article were such obvious Wids I didn't include their photos but here they are for your delectation


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    The burd with the long red hair looks like she's got a gob full of jizz.

    Apparently wimmin need help to learn how to have a w.ank. Why do you never see these jobs in the Evening Standard?
     
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    GroveRanger, Mar 30, 2017
  10. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Bazza still beeling fae yesterday...yaaaaas<laugh>
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Mar 30, 2017

  11. Ciaran

    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    Oooooft
     
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  12. Null

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    Shots fired imho
     
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    Null, Mar 30, 2017
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  13. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    The secret to not beeling is not to beel.

    I seldom beel in real life so no chance the forum zoomer with no grasp of real life issues will catch this Son of Struth on a beelathon.

    Remember you outed yourself as a taig yesterday.

    NEVER FORGIVE - NEVER FORGET
     
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    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur, Mar 30, 2017
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  14. Ciaran

    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    Double oooooft <laugh>
     
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    Ciaran, Mar 30, 2017
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    Beel grenade thrown ...
     
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    Null, Mar 30, 2017
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  16. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Ye were raging yesterday and yer still ****ing raging the day ya fud. <laugh>
     
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  17. Ciaran

    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    Massacre imminent.
     
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    Ciaran, Mar 30, 2017
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    Null Well-Known Member
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    Returned fire etc
     
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  19. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    INCOMING !!!!!!!
     
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    Null Well-Known Member
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    Geneva convention disregarded
     
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