Who are you Wid Ye?

Woke up with no memory of who she was. Would you risk the "Hullo doll, remember me?" routine?

She's had to re-learn everything. I'm sure there are a few things I could teach her.

 

Aye.

 

Paedo bear ...

 

I wouldn't.

1. It would not be fair to the poor girl in what is bound to be a traumatic and confusing period in her life.

2. I'm saving myself.

 

'Pretty Va---c**t'

Wid!

 

*bare

 

Too late guise. I already contacted her to inform her am her husband.

She said: "Are you?"

Ah said: "Aye, doll. We're in luv. Don't forget ye luv gobbling an shagging. Yer mad fur ma boaby."

She agreed.

 

Does she remember other things, giving consent and such like?

 

I had an inflatable doll that looked like her, so yes, all three holes, no problemo.

 

It's a no from me.

 

A no for the bird in the OP or a no for Abu's old inflatable doll?

 

Ah wid

 

Ah wid for the bird in the OP or ah wid for...in fact, never mind, I know your answer will be, "both".