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Good yin stopme... Tough choice ,and there must be a catch somewhere , but I'd say B just shades it as A looks like she has a pencil moustache.
No catch but knowing The Guardian, one is looking for a man, the other for a wimmin so you may need to factor that in.
I would nail the half Chad the one on the right looks 10 years older and probably has a **** body covered in moles.
Right obviously. Goes without saying from this racist penis owning man about town. Unless it is in fact male in which case Naw as I'm not into bufties either.