Look Ted, if you really want to meet JET I suggest that you pop down to the training ground. He'll be there somewhere making cups of tea or playing on his i-pad. I'm sure that he will be glad of the company.
don't apologise to her what about my feelings I have been turned into some sort of tEd plaything grrr
LOVE YOU KIWI WHEN I FIRST JOINED THIS SITE YOU INSPIRED ME TO TRY TO GET SOME LIKES THEN I GOT ADDICTED TO THE NOT606 LUNATIC SOCIETY LED BY BETH SHES MY EVERY BREATH AS FOR JET NOW THAT WOULD BE A POSE HIM STANDING THERE WITH A KILO OF COCAINE TO PUT UP HIS NOSE LOOKING FORWARD TO SCORING FIVE GOALS IN THE NEXT TWO GAMES THEN BLANKING IN THE NEXT FIFTEEN FIXTURES AND THE FANS ALL CALLING HIM NAMES WHEN WILL HE EVER LEARN DRUGS DONT WORK ESPECIALLY STICKING HEROINE INTO HIS VEINS
For all the lawyers out there Ted wanted to put in the word alledgedly, but he had to miss it out as it didn't scan. So the judge will say that it is poetic licence, and so you can not sue us... Thank you for your attention