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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by C'mon ref, May 25, 2017.

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  1. Building 7

    Building 7 Well-Known Member

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    I use the analogy ; If I see a man banging his head against a wall , the solution to his headache is not to sell him an asprin. It's to tell him to stop banging his head against the wall.
     
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    Building 7, May 27, 2017
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  2. BlackAndAmberGambler

    BlackAndAmberGambler Well-Known Member

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    Choking on the wifes ring.

    I'm scarred for life.
     
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    BlackAndAmberGambler, May 28, 2017
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  3. Ernie Shackleton

    Ernie Shackleton Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>




    Unbelievably it has become another one of those things that, if the worst had come to the worst, would have somehow been my fault.

    I was accused of being that desperate for a drink that I never bothered checking the glass prior to pouring. Now I don't know about you but it's not my habit to go; bottle of wine - check, corkscrew - check, glass - check. OK, good to go once I've initiated a full on search of all requisite components for any hidden items. None? OK, then we're good to pour, sip and relax.


    I did point out the utter carnage that a diamond solitaire would have caused to my digestive tract.

    Worry? Sympathy? Concern?

    None of it. Just a far too detailed description of what she would have had me doing post-defecation over a bank holiday weekend, if I had have been a glugger rather than the refined sipper that I am.
     
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    Ernie Shackleton, May 28, 2017
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  4. originallambrettaman

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    Water :emoticon-0106-cryin
     
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    originallambrettaman, May 28, 2017
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  5. Mrs. BLUE_MOUNTAINS_BEAR

    Mrs. BLUE_MOUNTAINS_BEAR Well-Known Member

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    Was mine until I recently switched to Taylors Yorkshire Tea 'Proper Strong'.
     
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  6. augustatiger

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    Mudslide cocktail served in a brandy glass.
     
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  7. Real ale tiger

    Real ale tiger Well-Known Member

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    You will
    live longer than me
     
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  8. Ernie Shackleton

    Ernie Shackleton Well-Known Member

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    He probably won't. It'll just seem like he will.
     
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    Ernie Shackleton, May 28, 2017
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  9. Is Vic there?

    Is Vic there? Top Tipster

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    Of late , I've been drinking Plantation Pineapple Rum.

    It's a right touch.
     
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