Off Topic What sport can't you stand

I wish cricket did.

 

F1. Load of bollocks.

 

Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh that was worth £100 to listen to bees flying by.

 

Hockey. ****ing boring.

 

1) That stupid ****ing sport on ice where they use brooms...no...just ****ing no

2) diving...unless they hit their head on the board it's just beyond tedious

3) pole vaulting...only good for that old joke.
Are you a pole vaulter?
No I'm German but how did you know my name?

 

Bowling and badminton .

 

The Luge, i'm sure that it is exhilarating to slide down compacted ice laying on your belly on nothing but a tea tray, but watching it is unbelievably tedious, virtually every run is exactly the same with the only difference being a few hundredths of a second.

 

Apparently it's all in the tray, the word on the slopes is that Tesco trays are the best and explains why when you go in for a buttie and brew early morning, the snow crew are normally in there and all leaving looking like pac-man..

 

Dressage

 

The trick is, don't go to every day.
One will do, two at a push.

It's genuinely not remotely boring, the cricket itself is compelling when it's quiet and riveting when the ante is upped. Modern test cricket is generally a four day afair, there is rarely the dogged bat for three days for a draw anymore.

Plus, the bar is always open.

Great day, trust me.

 

Badminton the horse **** or the poncey shuttle cock ****?

 

You can't stand during rowing.

Amongst others.

 

Anyone play/watch squash?

I was hearing something about darts have applied to be an Olympic 'sport'. Squash has been knocked back to the point where I think they've given up.

It's genuinely gladiatorial, if darts gets in then the world is ****ed up.

 

Anybody remember this?....

Arm wrestling for the Olympics anybody?....

 

I was an awesome Squash player when I was in my early teens . Lived on a navy base and could play free anytime I wanted . Use to piss off the sailors when I beat them all the time . Back then the ball was made of a hard rubber that you could hardly squeeze out of shape and until the ball was warmed up , you could drop it and when it hit the floor it wouldn't bounce whatsoever . Was good at all raquet sports . Was high school Champ in both Badminton and table tennis 3 years straight

 

Dressage is cool if you look beyond the word and turn it into your word and fantasy..

The moons a balloon according to David Niven, Dressage is rolling all over the bedroom floor with a nymphomaniac woman according to me..

 

Table football...

 

I still play, I'm fairly decent. It's a dying sport though, most local leisure centres now put a creche in the squash courts.

You don't see kids playing.
Well, youths as it's not really a sport for children. It's middle aged gadgeys like me flying the flag. Love it.

You lot play racquet ball though don't you,.with a big daft ball?

 

Great call...****ing poncey horses ffs

 

The thing that I don't understand, is why someone would just go for say, the 2nd day. It's like just going to a football match in the 20th minute and then leaving in the 40th minute. Why just watch a section of a match?