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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Matth_2014, Jul 29, 2017.

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  1. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    For me, It has to be cricket, I find it boring to be honest, Also, It's like watching paint dry as well.
     
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  2. paultheplug

    paultheplug Well-Known Member

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    How often do you watch paint dry?
     
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    Matthew, I didn't expect you to start a thread about it!

    I can't stand F1....how boring

    Hang on mate, we were having this conversation on another thread
     
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  4. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Swimming.

    Rowing too.

    You can't stand in either of those.
     
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  5. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Snooker is good for standing.
     
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  6. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    But if Man Utd started playing cricket...
     
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  7. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    The scousers would immediately start banging on about how they were the best at Cricket 35 years ago.
     
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  8. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    But that wouldn't be factual...
     
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    Chess
     
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  10. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Underwater croquet.
     
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    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Curling..

    I mean who gets a kick out of watching people sweep ice? Rather watch the old girl next door sweep her backyard..<ok>
     
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  12. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Playing or watching?

    If we're talking about watching. Cricket gets me as excited as blind man in a strip club. There can be no duller sport. America tries, baseball , Nascar, American football, all horrendous. Even basketball that has a lot of action is boring to me, perhaps because they score so many points you can't get excited about anything.

    Golf is tediously boring, as are marathons. Darts is boring. Sheep herding as a sport is absurd. Any e-sports is dumb. Men's volleyball... Why the **** would you put men out there playing volleyball... If they have bouncy tits they're not going to do well.

    Same with men's tennis. What's the point of men's tennis. Men look terrible in tennis skirts.
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    No one is forcing you Matth.

    I can assure you it's **** all like watching paint dry though.

    <ok>
     
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  14. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Paint dries overnight and never draws.
     
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    You find it boring AS WELL as like watching paint dry? That suggests you find watching paint dry something other than boring.

    Then again, I find watching Pogba 'play' football boring as well as like watching paint dry as well as like plucking my own pubes with a pair of BBQ tongs so I get your point.
     
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  16. The Prime Minister

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    T20 cricket is fine but a 5 day test is boring as hell, who can sit and watch 5 days of the stuff?
     
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  17. The Ginger Marks

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    Like watching Spurs.
     
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    .
     
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  19. The Ginger Marks

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    <laugh> Nuances
     
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  20. paultheplug

    paultheplug Well-Known Member

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    You must have a serious attention span deficiency. Bet sex only lasts 2 minutes for you as well:emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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