Off Topic What gets on your tits the most?

****ing hell, that second one looks like Bobby Sands before he stopped eating.

 

Talktalk.
Worst company I've ever had the misfortune to deal with.
I hope they all get rabies & sent to Syria..
Clueless bastards.

 

I echo this.

 

20 years old on the piss

 

and the government

 

I've had loads of bother with talk talk
But they keep giving me refunds
There ok at the moment
I've been told no worse than the rest

 

Uncanny likeness Vince.

 

Nah, they are **** Vince.

 

Haven't yet decided which is worst. the whole selfie idea, or the pout.
There now seems to be a trend of people posting pictures that someone else has taken of them taking a selfie. Think that makes sense.

 

Bone idleness. The obvious workplace stuff where some think that others will make up the slack created by them. But also the kind like the shopping trolleys all over the carpark because it's just too much trouble to walk them back 30 yards.

 

same old, same old.
Wannabe fukcing tour de France cyclists.
riding down the middle of the road thinking they own the fukcin thing.
Had a run in with one last night and he spat his dummy out because i wouldn't let him through, fukcin cnut.
Told him to grow up and learn the highway code to which he called me a bell end lol.
i just repeated myself and said you really need to grow up and stop calling people names, he was fukcing fuming.
i just drove off laughing at the lycra clad tool.

 

seeing the big clubs interest in signing a player splattered everywhere ,it must be unsettling for the club and player involved or is that the only intention of the club waving the money ?

 

What about when the big clubs do it to each other?

 

Worded it wrong ..even more so with them disruptive tactic ?

 

****ing smug waitresses do my tit's in.

Me and the missus went through to scumsville for a steak at Miller & Carter, nice place and great steaks. Anyway, I look at the menu and i'm spoilt for choice, the waitress comes over and goes into her patter so I ask her, 'What's the difference between the 35 day and 50 day aged Ribeye's?'

Smug **** said 15 days

I walked right into that one like and couldn't do anything for laughing, but the best bit was she had to use her fingers to work it out.

 

It needs addressed, but FIFA are far too busy taking back handers than sorting this sort of thing out.

De Gea has been getting tapped up by Real Madrid, for the last 4 years.

I don't believe very much of what the media are printing, Jose has already rubbished this Neymar rumour, all it does is sell papers and as you say, disrupt.

 

The problem is you will never stop it now, same as diving, it's here to stay unless FIFA grow some balls and get it sorted. They're more interested in introducing Video Ref's and Goal Line technology than addressing the real issues in the sport.

 

More ignorant drivers.
Went down the club yesterday.
Now I've two roads to cross to get there.
First one, outside the shop, some ****ing slag in a massive 4x4 which has probably never seen a bit mud in it's life couldn't be arsed to indicate as I'm only a pedestrian. Bitch almost knocked me over.
And, when I got to the main road next to the bus stop there's this ****er in a pick up truck.
Indicates to turn right & pulls into the middle of the road so I starts crossing.
The tosser then changed his mind & heads straight on.
****ing hell man, yer taking your life in yer hands just ganning for a pint.
I just treat all drivers as arseholes now.

 

Don't come to the Lake District mate your head will blow off dealing with the ignorant t wats.

 

Something like this?