Off Topic What gets on your tits the most?

You are in very good company with that one and, if it helps, ''it was ever thus''.

Here is a quote which covers it----------------


'The children now love luxury; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise. Children are tyrants, not servants of the households. They no longer rise when their elders enter the room. They contradict their parents, chatter before company, gobble up dainties at the table, cross their legs, and tyrannize over their teachers.'


This is attributed to Socrates who was around between 470 - 399 BC

 

positive discrimination on the tv I think its about 6months since I seen a white couple in an advert
starting to think its the law that you must have an ethnic minority in everything
knobs that sign a petition against anything and everything
two petitions started on one day ,one for the protection of ex armed forces pensions ,the other to stop trump coming into the country,
after a short while 1 had 30,000 the other had 600,000 signatures guess which was which
knobs that go on a march because they don't like the result
knobs that are still trying to tell me the world will come to a horrible end if you don't change the result
sturgeon fish mac fish face ,she needs a knob

 

Sesame Street welcomes Julia, a muppet with Autism.

 

Petition for George Osborne to pick just one job.

 

Thousands sign petition to keep Neighbours on TV.

 

Constant moaning about the blood and fur on her outfit when i offered to take her clubbing ,tried to cheer her up by singing "crazy",
Ungrateful you see didnt even want the fur coat i made from the pelts ,i want an animal skin coat she said ,so in the end i relented and bought her a donkey jacket . smart but casual

 

Football managers spouting **** !!
We shoulda won ?!?!
1-0 down with 5 mins to play ....Southgate brings on 2 defenders ?!?
****in Priceless

 

I'm not one of these grammar police who pulls people up for mistakes, but I have to say that when people us of instead of have it gets on my tits. For example, "He should of gone home".

 

Just as well you're not the grammar police marra... you'd be arresting yourself right now

 

I should have a sodding great sign made, just so I can flash it to my Number 2 daughter and the grandchildren.

You don't lend from.

YOU BORROW FROM AND LEND TO

And YES. I appreciate that I'm flogging a dead horse with this.

 

How long have you had this dead animal and how many times can you sell it ?

 

Posters constantly changing their user names, does my tits right in cos I can't remember who's who anymore. FFS just pick a name and stick with it.

 

I'll always be a **** mate, so you know who I am.

 

What does my head in, you know when you call a company to complain or cancel something... "Please hold, we are EXTREMELY BUSY at this moment due to high call demands, we will be with you as soon as we can"...

Mate, it's 8pm on a Sunday, I know fine well you've got no more than 2 staff on the phones, just be honest instead of lying about it.

So you wait in your queue, for 11 hours and 46 minutes until somebody answers and accidentally hangs up on you.

Then you call back, this time you call sales instead of cancellations and 0.0000000000003 nanoseconds later "HI YOU'RE THROUGH TO KEITH IN SALES".

 

I totally refuse to deal with company's that cold call.
****ING ****ERS!!!!!!!!

 

I never get them. Not sure why.

Maybe word got round about that ear-busting high pitched whistle that often interupts my calls with them

 

Made a right twat of myself over a similar issue. When I moved into my current house we decided to go with BT for phone and wifi, made the call and arranged for the engineer to come do the installation. Guy turns up sorts the phone out and then asked me for the modem. 'What Modem? I thought you had it?' 'nah mate, it comes through the post and I install it, get on the phone and they will send you one out' so I made the phone call and got someone in India so I explained and they said they would send one out.
Next day no frigging modem so rings them back and gets another Indian woman FFS, explained all over again and she promised to have me one next day.
Next day again no frigging modem, same the day after so now I've been on the phone several times and spoken to various women in India.

My piss is boiling by now so rings BT yet AGAIN and just before they can speak I jumped in and went on a right rant and said listen you incompetent ****s, can I speak to someone who can at least speak English? and the voice answered, 'I live in wales, will that do'