Wow ... I should do the lottery with such predictive skills ... you been dropped from the team Kevvy? ... or just missing this sesh due to not having wings on your 'always ultras' this month?
It's 'you're' ... and I'm talking about slipping educational standards and the contents of your knickers ... now jog on and don't come back until your mammaries have fully formed ...
Lost on the Leicester City board ... please log in to view this image Answers to the name of 'Kevvy' ... free to a good home ... Disclaimer: a little bit yappy which might annoy your neighbours
YOUR boyfriend Micky bumshard started it by coming on our board, by the way he hasn't been seen since 630pm sunday night
It would seem that you know this Micky intimately Kevvy? ... did he treat you roughly? ... would you like me to have a word with him about his future conduct? ... have you had your flea and worm treatments and your second set of injections? ... I'm finding it hard to drum up any interest tbh?
Right lads ...own up now... who has been over on The Spurs' board upsetting Kevvy? I hope it hasn't ruined your day Kevvy and that you still managed to make it to Beavers...
Morning Kevlar! ... hope you have a good day today son and go easy on the Turkey twizzlers at lunchtime... they're full of additives ...
For fooks sake Kevlar, you supersized your Turkey Twizlzlers didn't you? ... your mum will be fuming ...
... ... has your dad told you about Spurs' last title triumph ....he'd likely be around the same age as you are now