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  1. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    Would you smash her though Gil?
    Her little piggy nose puts me off.
    Wouldn't dee her wi yours.
     
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  2. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    Ya letting the side down there mind but I agree. Nor would I. Would rather stick my genitals in a bee hive.
     
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    don't believe you mucky twat, you would **** owt if it had a pulse, your only saying different now so our readers will think you are windswept and interesting with lots of moral fiber...............<laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  4. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    I actually think she is the exception. Mind you I was having a little ogle at her n Theresa's legs yesterday.
     
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  5. Burly Hurley

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    Fixed for ya Gil ;)
     
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  6. Gil T Azell

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    Must admit I would pay good money for the pain.
     
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  7. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh> You're a sick puppy Gil!! <laugh>
     
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  8. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Just watched Jeremy Corbyn pluck some figures out about cuts to police forces then May shut him down saying his figures were proposed by his own former shadow secretary, he stood back up with his whipped arse and started waffling on about "But but but police morale"... <laugh>

    Just enjoy it, we'll never see anything like this man again.
     
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  9. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    The state of the opposition's a disgrace at the minute. Corbyn has about as much chance of winning an election as we have of winning the Champions League, the Lib Dems are utterly fixated on winning the Remain voters to help improve on their tally of 9 MPs and the SNP has only one thing on its mind under wee Jimmy Krankie. Theresa May must think all her Christmases have come at once...
     
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  10. Billy Death

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    Once Brexit is over if I were her I'd call an early election.
    She'll piss it with ease.
     
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    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    She will that. Love to see the SNP get tonked in Jocko Land most of all. Get that gobshite off the telly at last...
     
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  12. Billy Death

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    Yep, me too.
    Put the pig nosed slag to sleep for good.
     
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  13. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Scots ministers voted 69 to 59 in favour of a new indyref this week, anybody got any idea what that figure was first time round?

    I've got a feeling the gap will be bigger this time.

    Being independent, with no guarantee of re-joining the EU, without the backing of the rest of the UK, being led into the dark by Sturge... I think it'd be a landslide remain and she'd have no other reasonable option other than to flip herself off the top of a decent sized skyscraper imo.
     
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  14. Billy Death

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    The referendum was pretty close mate.
    A bit like Brexit.
     
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  15. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Yeah I know that mate, I was wondering what the 69 to 59 figure was last time it went to Scottish Parliament for the vote.
     
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  16. Billy Death

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    Oh, sorry, nee idea on that one mate.
     
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I think SNP have 69 seats.

    Surely that's just coincidence.

    If they've all come from SNP MP's that pretty much constitutes a dictatorship.
     
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  18. Billy Death

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    If that's the case then yes, I would agree.
     
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    I like Corbyn he's a :emoticon-0171-star: .
     
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  20. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I'm starting to like him more and more each day, he's fast becoming my favourite comedian.
     
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