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Match Day Thread Vs Saints (H)

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  1. SIR_KENNY_KLOPP_KING

    SIR_KENNY_KLOPP_KING Well-Known Member

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    They're much more reliable these days. In the past, they used to be awful for breaking down....or 'doing an Owen'.. <whistle>
     
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    SIR_KENNY_KLOPP_KING, May 8, 2017
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    SIR_KENNY_KLOPP_KING Well-Known Member

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    mercedes are sh*t anyway....
     
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  3. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mafiosi

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    Yeah unreliable like sturridge basically.

    An audi would do me. Bit more go than milner but just as dull

    A bmw m5 is what we need.
     
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  4. DirtyFrank

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    **** all that: AM Rapide S...

    It's an Aston, sounds like a Aston, drives like an Aston but is actually comfortable to be in.

    And it's an Aston.
     
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    DirtyFrank, May 8, 2017
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  5. SIR_KENNY_KLOPP_KING

    SIR_KENNY_KLOPP_KING Well-Known Member

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    This thread is turning into Top Gear


    But worse
     
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  6. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Nah. My paedo brother-in-law drives a BMW (or did, he won't be driving for a while now). BMW will always be associated with paedos to me now.


    Noone can argue with an Aston.
     
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  7. Diego

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    Then your Mercedes breaks down and you are back to the robin reliant, that focus would come in handy then
     
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    Ferari gonna have a good season so maybe we keep hold for one more season :)
     
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  9. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mafiosi

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    Like stuart hall...

    Anyway...

    Astons are nice looking n dat but they aint a ferrari.
     
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  10. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mafiosi

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    We should play a kid then stick mkhitaryan and mata in as spare full backs too.

    Utd are the only club who would use a pegani zonda as a milk float
     
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  11. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    Did you watch that one still on sky sports too <laugh>
     
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    Diego, May 8, 2017
  12. The Ides of March

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    Buy a Nissan!! Very reliable engines!!
     
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    All this talk about motors has turned this thread into a bit of a car crash tbh.
     
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    That's a wheely bad joke.
     
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    Prince Knut GC Thread Terminator

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  16. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    I know, it's exhausting having to deal with them
     
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  18. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Getting quite tyred of these puns lads.
     
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  19. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    It was a bumper night for them
     
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    Awful ****ing song <laugh> .......................

     
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