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Vagina Dentata Wid Ye?

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  1. GroveRanger

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    A woman has said that surgery for incontinence left her unable to have sex with her partner because her vagina ‘bit’ his penis.
    Theresa Bartram, 50, had the operation to lift her bladder using a plastic mesh, but it was fitted too low and eroded through her vaginal wall.
    Mrs Bartram, from Brighton, said that she had not had sex for seven years until she had the operation that involved the use of a plastic mesh sling called a transvaginal tape
    (TVT) to stop her leaking.
    She said that the sex was better until two years later in 2009.
    She said: ‘It was like it had grown teeth. His willy was bright red and spouting blood. There was a big red stain spreading between us on the sheets.
     
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  2. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Vagina Dentata - first Police album iirc, Dev to confirm.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    <laugh> poor ****
     
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    Has Dev got a police record?
     
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    Something wrong with her chocolate love box?
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Aye it's like a Chinese finger trap.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Sources close to the family are claiming that Gambol fingered her in high school.

    More to follow
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>
     
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    Another eight fingers?
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Losing a finger is careless. Losing more than that is stupidity.
     
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