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  1. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    Now to lighten your mood

    Anyone got any advice regarding bisexual woman ?

    I have a date with one
     
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    Make sure she washes her foreskin.
     
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  4. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Yes. Take a female friend who is hot and has an open mind.

    In reality there is nothing really to be said. Just like dating any other woman. Be charming. Take an interest, but not too keen an interest like you are plotting to rinse their bank account.
     
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  5. Captainchaos.

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    I'm thinking she's bound to like it in the arse but outside that I'm not sure
     
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  6. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Hmm I think that would be more likely with a bisexual man. However most women like it in the arse after a quite a few drinks. They like it everywhere. Dirty bitches.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Feb 20, 2017
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    I'm a difficult customer I like girls that arnt sluts

    If she takes it ass to mouth night one its a big red flag
     
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    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    They're all sluts at the right time. I think that nice fellow Ludacris put it best, "I wanna lady in the street and a freak in the bed"
     
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    I just want a lady to weight out my muesli and clean my socks
     
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    Or a big brown smile :angel:
     
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    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Yeah I can see why that would be an issue. If that is night one, then night 5 could get really freaky.
     
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    She'll be iglooing
     
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    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    By the way I agree with the reasoning in your OP which makes Villa "bigger". If you are going to take the historical route coupled with a fairly narrow 4 point decision I think they do come out on top. I think though you'd have to widen that criteria for a history based assessment. Personally I think if you start looking back past the last decade then its a waste of time. That just shows you were a that big a club at that time. Currently we are two championship clubs - one struggling badly, one doing well. That's all that matters really.
     
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    Just walk in licking your eyebrows, she'll love you.
     
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    <laugh> Would the Cleveland Steamer come before or after that on the warping scale?
     
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    Haha probably cheaper than a significant other in the long run too...

    In regards to the lady friend (and her additional friends), agree with everything regardless of your point of view.

    please log in to view this image
     
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  19. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I believe so

    Actually there is a little cleaner in Gosforth which sends a lot of hot eastern european girls to do your cleaning. So I've been told anyway :bandit:
     
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    You get more than one ? How big is your hoos
     
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    Is she a midget?
     
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