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The Weekend Thread, For Muslims, Trev And Others

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by monacoger, Jun 15, 2017.

  1. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Bar mitzvah
     
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  2. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Contenders for "Britain's" greatest invention:

    TV (Scottish)
    Phone (Scottish)
    Refrigerator (Scottish)
    Penicillin (Scottish)
    Steam engine (Scottish)
    Jet engine (English)

    No bad showing from the porridge wogs imho.



    Chocolate teapot (Irish)
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Am just sayin if fuddy dies before me you'll have to gie me ma death ****. If you also die before me then it's up for grabs.
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Won't be a free bar that's for sure. Tight yid ****s.
     
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  5. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    Here's hoping I die.
     
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  6. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Am sure the queue will be miles down the street.
     
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  7. Tina.

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    Running the other way, aye.
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>
     
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  9. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Busy weekend for this treacherous Fenian shagging Ulsterman.

    Julie's sister is staying with us just now as they are moving house so plenty of panty sniffing and ****ing shall ensue.

    PICS OF SEMEN SHOTS ON THE GUSSET WILL BE POSTED ONTO THE WHATSAPP GROUP - PM @Digger The Dog FOR ACCESS <OK>
     
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  10. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    3 pager already and it's not even Friday afternoon yet <party>
     
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  11. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Or E.R.

    Or @brb
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Sadly, good ol' ER has already left this mortal coil.

    Hmmmmm, Kev might be up for it tho. #deathwank
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    It's Friday evening ya fud.
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Me an fuddy goin in the toon the morra. Some light shopping, heavy drinking, and dinner somewhere.

    It wid be useful if the WhatsApp Crew keep me informed about Mr & Mrs Pud's whereabouts so we can stalk them. I'll send surreptitious photies of Pud's birthday day oot in Glasgow. <ok>
     
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  15. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Laying some laminate flooring in my bedroom.


    Living the dream.
     
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  16. B-C

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    Today I have been mostly drinking Smithwicks and wondering how my penis will fix the Conservative Party crisises.
     
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  17. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    **** off you snake, fenian bastard. Thanks in advance, buddy <ok>
     
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  18. B-C

    B-C Well-Known Member

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    Let's keep a good thread lit.
     
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  19. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Fair point. It is a particularly good thread imho
     
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  20. Ciaran

    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    It's pish as usual don't kid yourself.
     
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