Contenders for "Britain's" greatest invention: TV (Scottish) Phone (Scottish) Refrigerator (Scottish) Penicillin (Scottish) Steam engine (Scottish) Jet engine (English) No bad showing from the porridge wogs imho. Chocolate teapot (Irish)
Am just sayin if fuddy dies before me you'll have to gie me ma death ****. If you also die before me then it's up for grabs.
Busy weekend for this treacherous Fenian shagging Ulsterman. Julie's sister is staying with us just now as they are moving house so plenty of panty sniffing and ****ing shall ensue. PICS OF SEMEN SHOTS ON THE GUSSET WILL BE POSTED ONTO THE WHATSAPP GROUP - PM @Digger The Dog FOR ACCESS <OK>
Me an fuddy goin in the toon the morra. Some light shopping, heavy drinking, and dinner somewhere. It wid be useful if the WhatsApp Crew keep me informed about Mr & Mrs Pud's whereabouts so we can stalk them. I'll send surreptitious photies of Pud's birthday day oot in Glasgow.
Today I have been mostly drinking Smithwicks and wondering how my penis will fix the Conservative Party crisises.