The Skull and Crossbones Pub & Official Banter Thread

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  1. gas

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    Courtesy of Captain Jack Sparrow

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    Welcome to
    'The Skull & Crossbones Pub'


    A place for all matters 'off topic'... you know... for normal pub talk.

    If your easily offended, by lets say 'over the top' banter this place may not be for you.
    If you dont like swearing then at the bottom of the page on the left there is a swear filter for on or off.



    We are open 24 hours a day 7 days a week for food and drink.




    So lets take a tour of our new home...


    We have a bar on the ground floor called Blackbeard's Bar
    Blackbeard's bar serves the usual... beers, ciders, ales, spirits and wines etc etc


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    We have another bar upstairs called Ollie's Bar
    Ollie's bar also serves the usual... beers, ciders, ales, spirits and wines etc etc


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    We also have a games room called Irene's Lounge
    Irene's Lounge has pool tables, darts board and tables for poker along with 2
    80" widescreen TV's which will show ALL sports (on request) to suit all your needs.


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    *****We also have a FREE juke box with every song available for your choosing*****
    Click HERE and add your songs.​








    Now it's time to meet the crew at 'The Skull & Crossbones'



    The Landlady: Madame Ching

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    2 Barmaids in Blackbeard's Bar:
    Angelica (left) and Syrena (right)


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    2 Barmaids in Ollie's Bar:
    Anamaria (left) and Scarlett (right)


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    Grub is available so meet Chef Giselle and meet washer upper Gemma

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    Food will not be served after 9.30pm.


    We do have entertainment on Friday and Saturday nights, Speak to Madame Ching for more details



    Madame Ching has requested NO fighting in this pirate pub. Although this is a gashead pub, of course visitors from other clubs are welcome to join in for a pint or 5 and some grub. As well as join in with the topics and banter. Those who are easily offended may want to turn off the swearing using the function at the bottom left corner of the page and if something offends, please ignore it as there will be no moderation in this pub unless there is Racial/Gender abuse and Threatening Behaviour. If this happens, your comments will be deleted and warned. If it happens again you will be barred from the pub and the gas board. Madame Ching also wanted me to point out the staff are not to be touched and that she has the right to throw anyone out for any reason. YE BE ALL WARNED!


    So come in and chose your poison me hearties, the crew are waiting for you!
     
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    Seeing as the ****heads are too thick to understand we don't want their piss poor wum threads polluting our board I think we'll start all over again with the banter thread. :)
     
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    Ironic that, the thread you deleted you was also part of the banter <laugh>
     
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    I thought it was time for a fresh start for us all. :)
     
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    Bollocks, I can imagine you there now.

    ****ing bollocks ****s I've got to delete this but I'm dying to comment <grr>

    <laugh>
     
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  6. wizered

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    Banky's thread embarrassed them and exposed their bollocks, if you can't win the argument, hide it away and deny the truth..
     
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    And where in Bankys OP was the truth?
     
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    wizered Ol' Mucker
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    I said Banksy's thread not OP, put it back up and read the "gashead" comments, you will understand how stupid some of the comments made Bristol Rovers look, put it back up on the banter thread if necessary as cjs suggested..
     
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    For the record I only posted one comment on the aforementioned thread;

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    I appreciate a decent wum but as I've said countless times it needs to be kept on the banter thread. :D

    I was reluctant to take on the mod role, CJS was far more suitable but some of you ****heads were part of the reason he packed it in. So I took the role and decided it needed a hard line approach.

    I am a **** and will treat you with the contempt you deserve so if you don't like it, you can **** off. :)
     
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  10. RedorDead

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    Poof
     
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    You wish. <diva>
     
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    I couldn't give a **** about you, your club or your very poorly ran forum, if you don't like that you can **** off..
     
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    gas, you are doing a great job and im right behind you. thanks you again for taking over my role.

    it looks like they are ruining this banter thread too. i see no banter being offered here. i just see reds trying to tell you gas how to run OUR board and being disrespectful in doing so (see wiz's comments above for example).

    1 of the reasons i left the mod role (not just the only reason) was due to this. i stated when i stood down that i wouldnt leave the site but i would still continue to post as normal. but if they continue to keep the disrespectful non banter comments up then i will just pack it in. its OUR board, why dont they just understand that.

    anyway, i may come back later.
     
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    ^^^

    He's says on the Rovers forum<doh>

    You truly are a senile old ****wit. Now be a good chap and get the nurse to change your piss stained pants and wipe the dribble on your chin. <ok>
     
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    Thanks Capt<ok>

    Sorry about the banter thread declining into a slanging match, I can't help but feel partly responsible. Perhaps I should start a new "abuse the **** out of each other" thread. :laugh:
     
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    If you act like a child then you will be treated like one and your ongoing display or disrespect for anyone that disagrees, are older or more mature than you continues to display your own inadequacies.

    I have every respect for cjs and the hard work he put in and it's a shame you are usurping it.
     
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    New pub? I'll have a pint of bitter please
     
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  18. gas

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    FFS are you thick or just stupid? You're part of the reason CJS stood down, a very small part admittedly yet you have the neck to moan when a nasty **** like me doesn't tolerate your tedious ramblings.

    If my attitude offends, insults or upsets the likes of you then I'm happy. Further to this if my "childish" actions keep the likes of you away from the Rovers board then my work is done.

    For the record I only took this mod role to fill in. I'm hoping that some day CJS will reconsider and take his mod role back but until that happens you're stuck with a **** like me.

    Like I said before, if you don't like it, **** off away from here. <ok>
     
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    You really are a silly little fella, you are stuck with me and I'll be over here to keep you itching, keep smiling youngster..<laugh>
     
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  20. gas

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    I don't know who's the most confused you or me.

    <laugh>
     
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