the real reason Lone Ranger joined the TA

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8511010.stm

 

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Equally worryingly, the Department of Defense estimated in its 2009 annual report on sexual assault, that around 90% of rapes in the military are never reported.

Lone Ranger like these odds

 

ffs thats a new one, "she was asking for it, dressing like that/giving me signals/flirting/coming home with me/putting her weapon down for a moment"

 

there was a rumour of a rapist kicking around kandahar airfield when i was there

 

Probably the same in civilian life. Only 3% of rape cases get a conviction in Scotland and that's only 3% of cases that make it to trial or are reported. Rape is easy as ****.....rape whilst dressed like a giant banana makes it a challenge.

 

Although it has it's own appeal

 

thats easy, you just have to remember to keep saying "this is all just a horrendous nightmare" over and over again, the banana suit makes this more believable

 

frigid cow

 

Witnesses reported the attacker fled the scene via the river Clyde in a banana boat.........

 

Heading for the Kingdom of Ffyfes

 

oh jesus

 

It evokes more feelings of disappointment than anger.
Is that you Jazz?

 

sorry, it won't happen again

 

no no, keep up the good work

 

I knew I was pushing my luck after my earlier 'appeal' comment went un-noticed

 

She'd get banged silly, I'm not surprised she got prowled.