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The Random Stats Thread

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Treble, Dec 3, 2016.

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  1. seabreeze

    seabreeze Well-Known Member

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    In managerial changes from 2001-2010 ..
    managers last 3 games .. W 49 Draw 159 L189
    managers last game W 14 Draw 16 L 58
    managers first 3 games W 82 Draw 67 L 100
    managers first game W 29 D 16 L 38
     
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    Tobes, Jan 26, 2017
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  3. seabreeze

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    To bes or not to bes that is congestion ... consumption be done about him
     
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    seabreeze, Jan 26, 2017
  4. seabreeze

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    Should fire a manager every 3 games .
     
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    seabreeze, Jan 26, 2017
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  5. seabreeze

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    After brushing my teeth with " Crest " for over 30 years , I find I have 17% fewer teeth .
     
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    seabreeze, Jan 26, 2017
  6. The Ginger Marks

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    Perhaps something softer than Portland stone? <whistle>
     
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    The Ginger Marks, Jan 26, 2017
  7. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Moyes at MUFC: 52.9%
    Van Gaal at MUFC: 52.4%
    Rodgers at LFC: 50.3%
    Klopp at LFC: 47.7%

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    Treble, Jan 28, 2017
  8. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    20% of pigeons are gay.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Jan 29, 2017
  9. The Ginger Marks

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    The other 80% are Spurs fans.
     
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    The Ginger Marks, Jan 29, 2017
  10. seabreeze

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    Cows have 4 stomachs , 100% of Swans are eloquent and 80% of pigeons are gray .
     
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  11. Treble

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    I don't normally do this but... ffs rufus!! <doh>
     
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    Treble, Jan 29, 2017
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  12. The Ginger Marks

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    At the Welsh sheep dog trials all the dogs were found guilty.
     
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    The Ginger Marks, Jan 30, 2017
  13. Milk not bear jizz

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    The white and blue pigeons must be the gay ones. Must be why they're wearing more appealing colours.
     
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  14. The Ginger Marks

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    Pigeon pride:1980_boogie_down:
     
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  15. Milk not bear jizz

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    Banana slugs have penises that grow out of their head and are 6 to 8 inches long (roughly the size of their body)... This would be the equivalent of a 6 ft tall man have a 6 ft long penis growing out of his head.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Jan 30, 2017
  16. The Ginger Marks

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    That's the Gimp out the equation then. <ok>
     
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    The Ginger Marks, Jan 30, 2017
  17. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    He is just a 5ft walking penis
     
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    Commachio, Jan 30, 2017
  18. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    <laugh>.
     
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    Commachio, Jan 30, 2017
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    Southampton haven't won any game played on a Saturday this season.
     
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    Libby, Feb 5, 2017
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    It's been hard for them tbf, they've only played Sundays
     
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    Treble, Feb 5, 2017
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