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Off Topic The Proposal of Destiny and DOOOOOOOM!!!!!! Thread

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by TheSecondComing, Dec 28, 2016.

  1. TheSecondComing

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    I am considering tying down my girlfriend, simply put because she's hotter than me, smarter, and I can only pretend to shop at Marks and Spencer's so long before she figures out it's a dirty horrible sham...

    Also the love thing...

    So, any advice, or anyone want to share their proposal story?

    I'm thinking of taking her away to Paris, because her Dad isn't Liam Neeson so I'm in the clear, but apparently that's cheesy.
     
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  2. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Is there somewhere you have been together that has been a particularly special moment? Returning there is a good one.

    Or if you have had a mutually desired holiday location.

    Never done it myself as not a believer in marriage as such, but a few of my mates have done quite well. One did Paris and it was a hit. One of the best ones was one who booked a trip to Hawaii and sorted the holiday, work, packed, everything, and she just woke to find herself getting hurried around. She got pretty pissed off but went with it.

    Basically do something that shows you have a connection and you've actually paid attention at some stage.

    But Not606 wedding party yeah <diva>
     
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  3. TheSecondComing

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    I take it the back of my car doesn't count <whistle>
     
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  4. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    As long as it was special for both of you...
     
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  5. TheSecondComing

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    Damnit <laugh>
     
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  6. Albert's Chip Shop

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    We need proof JPF or I don't believe you (preferably naked ones).
     
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    Don't take her to the Earl fella.
    The sight of all those big cocks may throw a spanner in the works.....
    :)
     
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  8. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    so you've finally borrowed Obi's bondage gear ??

    Esclavage in Paris sounds good
     
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  9. Sunderpitt

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    Treat them mean to keep them keen..


    Never ever in any circumstance... (Unless she is very very rich and there is no pre- up). ..get married...then divorce shortly afterwards taking as much of her money as you can
    ...you are I take it a girl (must be if you want to get narried) and are stalking a prem footballer
     
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