Can all members please complete this vital questionnaire? And that means you too, Vol. Thanks. 1) How much cash do you have on your person right now? 2) Which member of ITTV forum would you most like to whack with a marrow? 3) When did you last enter a Post Office? And why? 4) Thoughts on Luton? 5) Favourite castle? 6) Do you own a Rod Stewart album? 7) Would you decorate my downstairs lavatory for £400? 8) Can Diane Abbott ever be forgiven for being Diane Abbott? 9) Toenails. Clip or pick? Or neither (for those in North Kent)? 10) Have you ever owned a pair of moccasin slippers? More to follow later.
I don't fully understand this but I'm keen to amuse myself and help others where possible so... 1) How much cash do you have on your person right now? None 2) Which member of ITTV forum would you most like to whack with a marrow? I only know Nick 3) When did you last enter a Post Office? And why? Probably September 2011 to get some Euros 4) Thoughts on Luton? Total indifference. They seem to keep to themselves 5) Favourite castle? Bouncy Castles... They're still castles though 6) Do you own a Rod Stewart album? Several Faces albums so, yes 7) Would you decorate my downstairs lavatory for £400? Inbox me 8) Can Diane Abbott ever be forgiven for being Diane Abbott? Yes, if she brings down Jeremy Corbyn 9) Toenails. Clip or pick? Or neither (for those in North Kent)? Niether 10) Have you ever owned a pair of moccasin slippers? Yes, they've lasted for 3 winters thus far (M&S)
1..£24:10 2..Nigel 3..Friday, to post a Special Delivery 4. Come back Nathan Jones, under new owners. 5.. Sissinghurst 6,Beckola. 7 Maybe 8. I blame the parents 9 Neither 10. I think so, years ago. I've answered all your questions,Ponders, you can answer one of mine. Who is Ernest Woodcock?
1) £61.20 2) Colin 3) Years ago for euros 4) Absolute dump. Had a very nice curry there, though. 5) Hever is the only castle I have visited and remember the name of. It was nice 6) No - I'm straight. 7) I would pay you £400 not to do it 8) No. Awful, awful woman. 9) chew, although it's a real struggle these days 10) Yes
£15 Reams Today to post a letter I liked John Carlisle and David Evans a lot Newcastle Definitely not No No comment Never thought about it much No
1. Nothing (I'm naked) 2. Bexleyboy 3. Thursday - to post a letter 4. It's super grim 5. The one on St Michael's Mount 6. Of course not 7. Depends what you mean by decorate 8. She's great 9. Clip 10. No
1) How much cash do you have on your person right now? £24 2) Which member of ITTV forum would you most like to whack with a marrow? No one with a marrow. 3) When did you last enter a Post Office? And why? Probably January for euros. 4) Thoughts on Luton? Odd. 5) Favourite castle? A pub with castle in the name. 6) Do you own a Rod Stewart album? Nope. 7) Would you decorate my downstairs lavatory for £400? I can, not sure how it would look. 8) Can Diane Abbott ever be forgiven for being Diane Abbott? Nope. 9) Toenails. Clip or pick? Or neither (for those in North Kent)? Clip. 10) Have you ever owned a pair of moccasin slippers? Nope. More to follow later.
Good to see the 'quiz' returning. I'm hoping for a BuzzFeed like response now telling me what I'm likely to order at Burger King.
He's even had a butchers at this thread. He's desperate to join in, but just knows he won't fit in. Literally and metaphorically.
1) How much cash do you have on your person right now? £6.19, just enough for a whisky 2) Which member of ITTV forum would you most like to whack with a marrow? Reams, only because he's the only one that I know due to his overly aggressive tone once on this forum 3) When did you last enter a Post Office? And why? Last week; it was a pub called "The Post Office" 4) Thoughts on Luton? Terrible terrible place; home to the EDL 5) Favourite castle? The Disney Castle or Excalibur in Las Vegas 6) Do you own a Rod Stewart album? Way before my time 7) Would you decorate my downstairs lavatory for £400? It'll be terribly done 8) Can Diane Abbott ever be forgiven for being Diane Abbott? Nope, the woman has severe lack of principles. Pretending to be sick, as to avoid voting against Corbyn or being blasted as a Brexiteer. Woman has no spine. Does not deserve to be a politician on the basis. 9) Toenails. Clip or pick? Or neither (for those in North Kent)? Bite! 10) Have you ever owned a pair of moccasin slippers? Nope, why on earth would I ever!
1) How much cash do you have on your person right now? Nothing 2) Which member of ITTV forum would you most like to whack with a marrow? Don't know 3) When did you last enter a Post Office? And why? Never had a reason to. 4) Thoughts on Luton? Nothing beats it 5) Favourite castle? Takeshi's 6) Do you own a Rod Stewart album? Do the Faces count? 7) Would you decorate my downstairs lavatory for £400? I'll undercut Kish, £250 + KitKat 8) Can Diane Abbott ever be forgiven for being Diane Abbott? Don't care 9) Toenails. Clip or pick? Or neither (for those in North Kent)? Scissors 10) Have you ever owned a pair of moccasin slippers? No
1) How much cash do you have on your person right now? 32 euros 2) Which member of ITTV forum would you most like to whack with a marrow? No one - don't like violence 3) When did you last enter a Post Office? And why? At christmas to post christmas cards 4) Thoughts on Luton? A dump, with some violent types available for trouble in the town centre at night 5) Favourite castle? Hever 6) Do you own a Rod Stewart album? No 7) Would you decorate my downstairs lavatory for £400? Have to see it first 8) Can Diane Abbott ever be forgiven for being Diane Abbott? Yes 9) Toenails. Clip or pick? Or neither (for those in North Kent)? Clip 10) Have you ever owned a pair of moccasin slippers? Yes Now why do you need to know all of that
1) How much cash do you have on your person right now? £29.45 2) Which member of ITTV forum would you most like to whack with a marrow? The frail lesbian 3) When did you last enter a Post Office? And why? This morning, for jiffy bags 4) Thoughts on Luton? Hiroshima 5) Favourite castle? Dover 6) Do you own a Rod Stewart album? Probably all of them. I love Rod 7) Would you decorate my downstairs lavatory for £400? N/A 8) Can Diane Abbott ever be forgiven for being Diane Abbott? Not in my two lifetimes 9) Toenails. Clip or pick? Or neither (for those in North Kent)? I normally look away while the wife does it 10) Have you ever owned a pair of moccasin slippers? Several, including the ones I'm wearing now