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Off Topic The Famous 'Sayings' Thread

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  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Ok people, drag out all those famous 'sayings' your parents told you or the ones you've told your children ... maybe the ones that you haven't told so far but would love to.

    Here goes ......

    That'll learn you!

    See, if you think this isa crap thread, it should blend in well with all the others!
    Enjoy!
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Man in bathroom with tool in hand not nesscessary plumber.
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    When I was a lad being taught the 'birds & the bees' .............. I was told that there was 'Big ones, Woppers and OMG'
     
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  4. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator
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    'Stop crying before I give you something to cry about" is a classic because knowing that if you didn't stop crying then you were going to get a slapped arse didn't help in the slightest <laugh>
     
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    My dad used to shout "you stupid pillock"

    I was always getting that yelled at me...
     
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    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    "You'll be laughing on the other side of your face"
    "If the wind changes, your face will stay like that"
    "If you don't eat the crusts you'll not have strong teeth and curly hair"

    My dad used to say "I'll toss you around this room 'til I loss you" <yikes> . . . . he never did, mind :laugh:

    All stupid phrases :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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    "**** off ref you blind ****" as fresh today
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    You may not have heard this one but I've coped it all my life!

    Your talking thru your arrse again!
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Willie Nelson commenting on a young lady he had met ................
    "She could suck the chrome off my trailer hitch"
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 19, 2016
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    "There was so much snow up in them mountains, they had to jack the cows up to milk em." - Foghorn Leghorn
     
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    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    To anyone that's daft enough to annoy me . . . . 'go and **** yourself' <nahnah> How ?

    Lionel Richie . . . . 'You're once, twice, three times a lady' - no she's not, you oaf <doh>

    How many have been described as a 'tit-head' ?

    Anyway . . . . up yours :cheesy:
     
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    Your face will stay like that if the wind changes
     
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    As long as I have a face you'll have somewhere to sit
     
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    Right now everyone is referring to 'dabbing'.

    That really is annoying.


    Really.
     
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    you think thats bad
    someone at work got me to google RUSTY TRUMPET
    who makes this stuff up
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    What about .... C.ee U. N.ext T.uesday?
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Don't let this thread confuse you with the other 'pretend' famous one liners!

    This is the real deal people.
    Talk Sh!t here today!

    Vote Aussie
    The Nothing Party
    Phone 1400NOTHING
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Anyone seen UTR's?
     
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