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  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Frankly My Dear....... l don't give a rats fcuking arsenal!

    Movie - Gone with the Gooners.
    Lead role - Arsene Waanker.
     
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    Didley Squat, Jun 16, 2017
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    "I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career".............Liam Neeson in 'Taken'.
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jun 16, 2017
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Where the Fcuk is UTR's!!!!!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jul 9, 2017
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    We shall search high and low until he is found
     
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    San Diego, Jul 9, 2017
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    As they say in the classics, nah, time to move on.
     
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    Didley Squat, Jul 10, 2017
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    WTF!!!!!
     
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    Didley Squat, Nov 22, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Someone get a doctor!
     
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    Didley Squat, Nov 22, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Bartender, make it a double!!!
     
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    Didley Squat, Nov 23, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    I resemble that remark!
     
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    Didley Squat, Nov 23, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    a horse a horse my kingdom for a horse .......................................................................... Shakespeare in his play Richard the turd
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Nov 24, 2022
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    Taffvalerowdy, Nov 24, 2022
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    "Mange Tout Marlene, Mange Tout!" ................. Del Trotter in Only Fools and Horses.
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Nov 29, 2022
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    Get yah peanuts, 25 cents for a bag!
     
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    Didley Squat, Nov 30, 2022
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    back alley Bertha cheapest shag in town
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Nov 30, 2022
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    “I’ll Have What She’s Having” – When Harry Met Sally (1989)
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Nov 30, 2022
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    Australia advance to the knock out stages of the 2022 World Cup!
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 1, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    make sure your static line is hooked up before jumpIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngggggg thud
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Dec 2, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    well love your growler looks like a wizards sleeve
     
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