The Chelsea meltdown thread

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  1. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Lord Of Misrule
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    Think my work is done for the morning ... spuds nicely mashed ... what to have with them?..<rofl>
     
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  2. Ginger Marks

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    I'll pass on the Turd mate. <rofl>
     
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    Indeed he is <ok>
    And the half right bit was being a dick, just failed on the clever
     
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    after you've scraped it off your cock <rofl>
     
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    <laugh> I'd rather your horse.
     
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    Oh the irony <laugh>
     
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  7. FosseFilberto

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    ... if I was half right, what was the point in your post? ... were you perhaps determined to look superior? ... you cock <laugh>
     
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    Ok, I'll explain my joke. I suggested you wanted to be a clever dick but got it half right. In other words you nailed the being a dick bit, but failed miserably at the clever bit. Not a great joke, I'll hold my hands up.
     
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    So much of a cock he wears one on his head matchdays....<rofl>
     
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    So you accept you were determined to be superior? <ok> ...depite failing you gotta love a penitent <smooch>
     
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    So your tactic is to throw my accusation back at me? Get your own accusations <grr>
     
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    what accusation? ... that you clearly have no understanding of powered transport? <laugh> is this you?

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    My knowledge of powered transport is indeed limited, but I know how to read.
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    You appear to have a a garden stake impaled through your neck ... that must hurt <laugh>
     
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    Come on, you can do better than that?
     
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    OK .. you appear to have a garden stake impaling you from below the jawbone and emeginging from the rear of the skull ... fortunately you are a Spurs fan and as such the likelihood is that the spike may well have travelled completely through the spaces where the temporal and occipital lobes would be located in those with a brain <laugh>
     
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  17. SpursDisciple

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    ooh so close. Your jaw must be aching, what with the crap jokes you seemingly find so funny.
     
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    ... jokes tend to have a particular structure and a punchline ... you seem confused again ... rather like about what makes some 'work'... I can see you are having a stressful day, so let's see if we can cheer you up with a joke .. you'll love this one ... it's a "doozie"

    "What comes third in a two horse race?" <laugh>
     
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    Er...No. Actually, he can't!..<laugh>
     
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    Oh yes he can <laugh>

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