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The Breakfast Debate

Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by ellandback, Jul 14, 2017.

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  1. Irishshako

    Irishshako Well-Known Member

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    :afro:<whistle>
     
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    not the racist ones .
     
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  4. bucks_is_leeds

    bucks_is_leeds Jonny big spuds
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    We got a game tomorrow and it's going out live on YouTube apparently
     
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    bucks_is_leeds Jonny big spuds
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    I believe it's going out live on Bursaspors YouTube channel white jock <ok>
     
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    bucks_is_leeds Jonny big spuds
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    Top man <ok>
     
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  9. Chippy / Glory

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    Paddy starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks.

    The first is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. He starts on this when suddenly a huge fish leaps out and bites him. He is not going to let a fish have a go so he beats the offending fish to death with a spade.

    Realising that his boss is not going to be best pleased, he tries to find a way to hide the dead fish. He hits on the brilliant idea of giving the fish to the lions as lions will eat anything. So he throws the fish into the lion's cage.

    He then moves on to his second job, which is to clear out the monkey house. He goes in and a couple of chimps starts throwing coconuts at him. Not amused he swipes at the chimps with his spade, killing them instantly. He's really worried now, so what does he do? He feeds the chimps to the lions, because lions eat anything. He hurls them into the lion's cage.

    Anyway, he moves on to his last job, which is to collect honey from South American bees. He starts on this and quickly gets attacked by the bees.Alarmed, he grabs his spade and smashes the bees as hard as he can, squashing them to death. By this point he is not too worried about the death of bees as he knows what to do by now. He throws them into the lion's cage, because lions eat anything.

    Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo. It wanders up to another lion and says "What's the food like in here?". The other lion says:

    "Absolutely brilliant, today we had fish, chimps and mushy bees"
     
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