The Breakfast Debate

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Afternoon pal

 

afternoon elland

 

Not met El, but the lads told me you were overweight last time you were up. Must be out of control now if you're the size of an elephant! Does this mean I'm no longer the fattest Leeds fan on NOT606?

Seriously though, I'm glad you're on the road to recovery. One of my old bosses had really bad asthma, and I know how much worry he gave his wife. At one time, he couldn't lie in a bed, so slept in a chair for months on end, inhaler at the ready. Dreadful condition to suffer, and you have my greatest sympathy.

 

There that should cheer him up.

 

Afternoon WJ, yeah, under 16 stone, but I am 7 foot 7 . Nah, a bit overweight. I need to lose 2 stone I suppose. Asthma has effected me for the last 20 years. Need to get back running and eating properly.

 

The only weight you need to lose is the 2 lumps off your chest, mind you your new figure fits well into your hairdressers car. Make sure when you start eating properly is pussy & not cock

 

They appear to be GOING DOWN the stairs how apt.

 

But he prefers the taste of the cock.

 

That's what I was thinking, like telling shaks about the damage alcohol can do

 

An estate agent was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.


'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a full day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.'


When the agent returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 POUNDS!


'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?'


The agent nodded...'I'll tell you though, i thought I were going to drop dead on that 3rd day.'


'From hunger, you mean?'


'No, from all that ****ing' skippin', the agent said

 

Very good Pat...