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Off Topic THE BORIS JOHNSON THREAD

Discussion in 'Watford' started by yorkshirehornet, Jul 18, 2016.

  1. yorkshirehornet

    yorkshirehornet Well-Known Member

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    Given the crossover between outright humour and serious political debating on this message board we have decided to free up other threads for real humour and debate and create a special thread for BoJo.....

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    Not sure if the image or article in question is humorous or just downright outrageous?
    Another BoJo hair image?
    You just cant believe what you are reading?
    Is this man for real?
    Can this really be our Foreign Minister??
    Fed up with the 'Comrade' Corbyn gibes?

    In all cases

    You can post here :)

    No holds barred.. after all we are using the same humour our friend does with his plums in private.


    If you are in any doubt as to the lunacy do kindly see the first post below:
     
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  2. yorkshirehornet

    yorkshirehornet Well-Known Member

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    Boris Johnson has just recently won a Spectator prize for

    “President Erdogan Offensive Poetry competition'


    This is the poem, uncensored....
    “There was a young fellow from Ankara
    Who was a terrific ****erer
    Till he sowed his wild oats
    With the help of a goat
    But he didn’t even stop to thankera”


    Rt.com:
    “If somebody wants to make a joke about the love that flowers between the Turkish president and a goat, he should be able to do so, in any European country, including Turkey,” Johnson said. The former mayor, whose full name is Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson, has Turkish blood himself, with his great-grandfather being an ethnic Turk.



    https://www.rt.com/uk/343531-boris-johnson-erdogan-offensive-poem/

    Liisten to the poem here...


    http://www.middleeasteye.net/news/f...award-insulting-poem-about-erdogan-1986517030


    LET US NOT FORGET:
    This ... erm... man... is our Foreign Minister
    The UK has to work with Turkey and times are very difficult.

    <doh>
     
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  3. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    His 'picanninies' with 'watermelon smiles' should have had him barred from politics for life.

    Unfortunately to his followers that's probably quite tame language...
     
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  4. yorkshirehornet

    yorkshirehornet Well-Known Member

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    <doh>
     
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    Just how long will he last? Mocked by Americans yesterday, mocked in Parliament today, and again by Germans this evening. He probably will tough it out for a while, but it is bad for the country if people outside think he is the best that could be offered.
     
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    andytoprankin Well-Known Member

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    I don't want to overly resurrect the Brexit implications but it's kind of like that to me. Even if Brexit was overturned, Frankfurt will gain in the long-run because London, as international centre of finance, has been fatally wounded by the vote. So with BoJo. He has caused irreparable damage to our country by being appointed, even if he was sacked tomorrow, our country has been seriously wounded by having people abroad think that this is what Britons are like and how they think.
     
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  8. yorkshirehornet

    yorkshirehornet Well-Known Member

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    I just ask myself surely the Tory establishment is not completely daft...... surely this is a tactical move to burn him out???
     
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    Does rather call into question the judgment of the PM. Bojo is clearly out of his depth. Or as suggested they're looking to burn him out.
     
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    andytoprankin Well-Known Member

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    Possibly. But at what price?
     
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    I think the idea is more simple. Johnson Davis and Fox got us into this awful Brexit mess, so they have been told to sort it out.
     
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  12. yorkshirehornet

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    This is a great laugh....

    stay a comedian Boris!
     
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    Mock plaque fixed to his house. :bandit:
     
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    Mock??
     
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    Can we have a Jeremy Corbyn thread too?
     
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  16. andytoprankin

    andytoprankin Well-Known Member

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    Go for it, Scully, I love him too. ;)
     
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  17. yorkshirehornet

    yorkshirehornet Well-Known Member

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    of course... of perhaps you could call it the Labour Party Follies ? ;)
     
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  18. yorkshirehornet

    yorkshirehornet Well-Known Member

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    ... oh and W_Y can be president of the page ;) <ok>
     
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    No wonder he is popular with the Tory ladies
     
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