Try this - it doesn't cover dog fish specifically though https://www.thewinesociety.com/Shop/FoodMatching.aspx and if anyone wants to join this excellent co-op please let me know.
I believe there are some very good lotions available. Maybe a superfine-toothed comb? I'm sure we all wish the very best of luck getting rid.
When I lived in Fiji I caught a crab whilst having a shower. The stupid thing got stuck in a gap between the drain and the shower floor. I was worried that it would die there and stink out the shower for a month. Fortunately it managed to get free, ran out of the shower and eventually into the garden. I happened to mention this to my land lady who was a bit annoyed that I didn't catch the thing. Her husband liked to eat them curried. I have no idea what wine (or beer) he thought went best with curried land crab.
Nah! Kava makes you too lethargic to eat. More likely Fiji Bitter, or Fiji Gold if you want to be sophisticated.
Whenever I hear Crabapple, I always think of the cartoon series Recess which my boys used to watch when they were young, as one of the teachers was Mrs Crabapple! That's how it sounded, but it was probably spelt differently as it was a Disney show.
I suddenly realised that when I just mentioned it to my sons - I shouldn't post anything that relies on long-term memory that early in the morning. The teacher in Recess was Miss Finster.