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The Bermuda Triangle thread

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by PowerSpurs, Aug 3, 2017.

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  1. "Thanks for that Brian"

    "Thanks for that Brian" Well-Known Member

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    Young enough for police involvement if I catch your drift correctly.
     
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  2. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    K. That's too young.

    Abort @Zingy you filthy Welshman.


    / He likes going after forumers daughters.
     
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  3. SpursDisciple

    SpursDisciple Booking: Mod abuse - overturned on appeal
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    You mean she pissed herself?
     
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  4. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    That doesn't sound too much fun actually; extra stretchy and extra wet. Its not as enjoyable when they get too wet.
     
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  5. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Time for hole number two when that happens. <whistle>
     
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  6. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Like throwing a welly through the doors at ASDA.
     
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  7. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    And if that one is wet give up and go home.
     
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  8. SpursDisciple

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    after wiping yourself off on the curtains
     
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    The beef curtains?
     
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  10. "Thanks for that Brian"

    "Thanks for that Brian" Well-Known Member

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    An ex girlfriend was a squirter. On occasions the term 'wet patch' didn't adequately describe things. On one particular occasion when the issue was particularly acute, I asked if she could budge over a bit so that I could lie in the shallow end...........Apparently, it wasn't funny.
     
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  11. NSIS

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    Very subtle, mate. <laugh>
     
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  12. paultheplug

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    To bring it back on track is that where Kustard's brain went
     
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  13. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    who cares
     
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  14. NSIS

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    Are you suggesting that it ever showed signs of life!?..
     
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    Lovearsenalcock Homeboy
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  16. PowerSpurs

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    The thread or Kustard"s brain?
     
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  17. NSIS

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    Thinking again, it has to be the thread because the alternative is too far fetched to be credible.
     
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  18. The Ginger Marks

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  19. Milk not bear jizz

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    Random guy punches you in face; just another day in Russia. Wonder if the reporter is @Sisu

    Side note. That guy in the back with the thick chest hair. Does he shave it like that. Looks funny because it's really thick in a weird shape and then he has no hair around it. I have a lot of hair, but mine slowly fades out... No sharp line between chest/belly hair and smooth skin.
     
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  20. PowerSpurs

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