Newly promoted QPR look to have secured the services of Carlos Tevez, far and away the world's most sought-after mercenary striker. Many presumed Tevez would end up staying at Manchester City on the grounds that no other club could possibly afford his wages. Enter the global billionaire owners of QPR. "We need to take out certain insurance policies that will guarantee our place in the Premier League over a five year period", explained a high level QPR executive. "Mr Tevez will score over 25 of the goals we have to score next season", he added. "For which we will be happy to pay Mr Tevez a sum of over ã200,000 per week and put his entire family up in one of London West End's 5 star flagship hotels". "Not just bed and breakfast. The entire works including massage parlours, beauty therapy, golf tuition, chauffeur driven limousines, hairdressing, WAG cosmetic surgery, evening meals and all those hidden extras a top class modern footballer has come to expect". "So long as we get plenty of goals and one year's service out of him, we'll be happy". How can a simple lad from Argentina possibly refuse?
It's bad enough having other clubs come on and take the piss - we don't need to do it to ourselves....
""Not just bed and breakfast. The entire works including massage parlours, beauty therapy, golf tuition, chauffeur driven limousines, hairdressing, WAG cosmetic surgery, evening meals and all those hidden extras a top class modern footballer has come to expect". It wouldn't matter how much cosmetic surgery he might be given He would still be ****ING UGLY please log in to view this image
Why would he take a drop in pay? Poor sod struggles to make ends meet as it is on his 250k week pittance Good luck next season,look forward to coming to loftus rd again
