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I once worked with a lad from Barrow, his nickname was 'Ugly Keith' cos he was very, very ugly. Oddly enough, he was actually better looking than his wife and that just about sums up Barrow for me. Maybe he was the love child of your mate?
what happens on the poop deck stays on the poop deck, with half of tailand going through your port hole i have no use for a limp imp like you.
My mate said he was shagging identical twins from barrow without the other one knowing I said how do you know which is which with out dropping a bollock he said easy the brother has a moustache.