Match Day Thread Sunderland v Manchester United Sunday 9th April KO 13:30

Working in a cabaret on a bender's cruise ship.

 

It makes you wonder how many times he typed the word '****ing' for his phone to legitimately replace it for the word 'working' with no questions asked. I bet when friends and family visit him they bring a towel to place on any furniture they sit on.

 

No tel we all aren't wrong ones like you mr bumhole engineer

 

How did you get on against the mighty Leeds United last night, surely Rafa's toon army (what a gay name btw) hammered them at a canter?

 

You no how they got on dickhead

 

I know I just wanted to see you say it.

Don't worry you're still probably coming up in second place behind the powerhouse that is Brighton.

Small club.

 

Brightons team been built over a few seasons you muppet fair play to them. Another note just to you
Us like Brighton have real fans not Chinese or glory hunters

 

Anyways tel haven't you gotta go re enact the famous cutting shed scene from scum with your daddy
It's your lucky day your playing the gardener

 

So all you have is cliche's? Poor. Your club would be delighted if people in China had any clue who you were, because it would mean you wouldn't have to be privately funded by the owner you all hate so much.

When is the next funeral scheduled for out of interest?

Sorry pal, you really should stick to personal insults as this football stuff is only going to be embarrassing for you, with your tiny little club, with it's tradition of never winning anything.

 

Mate if our ground ever got over run by chinks Like your ****hole old Trafford I'd stop following football
But you wouldn't your a typical out of Manchester glory hunter
Man City are the better team

 

Don't worry, your ground won't attract any foreign following pal, your club are a bargain basement nonentity, a mouse of a club amongst lions.

City probably are the better team at the minute, just like Burnley are better than Newcastle. Watford are better than Newcastle too. So are Palace. Hull.

How many protests are you gonna attend this season if Ashley doesn't sign Thierry Henry for your messiah?

Off you pop then pal, dig your next cliche out, I'd love it if you come up with something half decent, LOVE IT!!!

 

Until John Hall turned up you were averaging 16,000 crowds same as us.
In he comes & lashes out the cash in an Abramovich type of way back then.
All off a sudden there's 40,000 on the waiting list most of whom had to get the A-Z out to find their way to SJP.
Thousands off you lot jumped on the bandwagon so don't talk about glory hunting as you lot are the epitome of it.
Sir John Hall, "You'll soon be sick of beating Barcelona."

 

Is that the limit of your patter? Homophobic jibes at people you have no idea what their sexuality is? ****ing runt of a specimen you are. It's like your mum was ****ed by a thick plank of wood and out popped you.

 

This thread is now locked because of the arsehole's persistent idiocy. He has been warned earlier, to no avail.