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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Dazzla_FTM, Feb 2, 2011.

  1. Dazzla_FTM

    Dazzla_FTM Member

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    Just a bit of fun to keep us occupied when bored....as i am now.......so i shall start with a limerick, just composed by my goodself...

    ahem..

    There was a idiot called Chris,
    Who dribbled a load of old Piss,
    He shows no remorse
    'Cause it comes from his 'Source'
    Surely there's something amiss?

    Not great - - sure you can all do a bit better
     
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    Dazzla_FTM, Feb 2, 2011
  2. LincolnMackem

    LincolnMackem Member

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    We have RAW, Syd and Cest
    Who enjoy a good jest
    And take it all in good heart
    Chris comes here too
    He spouts nowt but poo
    And lingers like an unwelcome fart.    :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    LincolnMackem, Feb 2, 2011
  3. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    brilliant Lincoln 10 out of 10
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Feb 2, 2011
  4. MackemsRule

    MackemsRule Well-Known Member

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    Big_Chris thinks up rubbish from dawn,
    We wish he hadn't been born,
    He wouldn’t have been,
    If his father had seen,
    That the end of his condom was torn!
     
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    MackemsRule, Feb 2, 2011
  5. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    That one raised a good chuckle MakemsRule
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Feb 2, 2011
  6. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    I love all my mates on not606
    even the ones who sometimes go a wee bit amiss
    but best of them all
    the man who stands so tall
    is the one and only star
    who goes by the name of Big Chris
     
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    Steven Royston O'Neill, Feb 2, 2011
  7. safc73

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    He says he has sources at the stadium of light
    But we all know that just a load of ****e
    the chances are he's here just to wum
    so Chris go stick you insider info right up your bum
     
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    safc73, Feb 2, 2011
  8. MackemsRule

    MackemsRule Well-Known Member

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    There was a guy called Big_Chris,
    Who had to sit down to piss.
    He went to the Doc,
    Who said thats no cock.
    Now everyone calls her Big_Sis!
     
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    MackemsRule, Feb 2, 2011
  9. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    <applause><applause><applause><applause><applause><applause><applause><applause><applause>
     
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    Steven Royston O'Neill, Feb 2, 2011
  10. MackemsRule

    MackemsRule Well-Known Member

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    Well thank you kind sir.

    Just hope Gordon doesn't read it I used naughty words. <handslapsmiley>
     
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    MackemsRule, Feb 2, 2011

  11. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    I noticed that and TBF if he does complain I will ask you to delete the word chris
     
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    Steven Royston O'Neill, Feb 2, 2011
  12. Ballin' Boy

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    MackemsRule, brilliant. Surely there's a career in this somewhere just waiting for you?
     
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    Ballin' Boy, Feb 2, 2011
  13. Sunderlad

    Sunderlad Well-Known Member

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    There once was a fellow named BIG Chris
    whose love life was strangely amiss.
    For even with Venus,
    his recalcitrant penis
    could seldom do better than
    t
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    Sunderlad, Feb 2, 2011
  14. ExSeahamLad

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    Some very good attempts there lads - so good I am starting to feel sorry for the lad - well perhaps not!
     
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    ExSeahamLad, Feb 2, 2011
  15. Dazzla_FTM

    Dazzla_FTM Member

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    some class additions here lads!!


    Big_Chris makes himself look a fool
    We all agree that's he's a git big tool
    Whether WUM or Mag
    We agree he's a fag
    and should concentrate on being at school
     
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    Dazzla_FTM, Feb 2, 2011
  16. MackemsRule

    MackemsRule Well-Known Member

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    Ok I've laughed at them all well done guys, biggest laugh went to this and it isn't even a limerick :)
     
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    MackemsRule, Feb 2, 2011

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